Travis Royals and a newly knighted Ian of the Hills create a horrific one-shot that will have you asking, "Who is the real monster?" (Spoiler: it's the monsters.) Plus dire flamingos, deus ex french toast, and a close call with Willy Nilly himself.
If you want a pro bono dungeon designed, send a raven to wellmet@crappycastles.com.
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RE: RE: SEVERANCE PACKAGE
Per our last email, all those who were let go today are entitled to a generous severance package. Simply reply to this email with a date and time that works for you and we'll dispatch the guillotine.
Huzzah, R&R HR