Travis and Ian practice daddyhood with a listener request for a kid-friendly dungeon! Plus: tetanus checks, kenku shaming, and flasks of dish soap for a very slippy slide. Email the boys and they'll design an adventure for ya: wellmet@crappycastles.com
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RE: RE: DO NOT CASH OUT (NOT A THREAT)
You may have heard that our humble adventure architecture firm landed a big enough whale to keep us all in silk pajamas for the next few hundred eons! But Mr. Royals wants to stress that this is NOT THE TIME to sell off your company bonds.
He wants to stress the great danger that may befall you and everyone you know if you were to cash in those sweet, previously worthless investments, and then he clarified that this is not at all a threat. But then he winked at us, and held up a machete.
Speaking of which, our Mixed Messages 101 seminar will be happening on the 14th floor this Fourthday at 11PM. There will be wet chicken wraps and souvenir machetes.
Huzzah,
R&R HR