Break a leg! Or several! Travis and Ian are writing a hit play based on the book series "A Song of Ice and Fire". The only problem? They don't know what that is. Plus: frozen jerky, extremely fungible tokens, and a look at Ian's feetnotes.
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RE: RE: A Cease of Crows. A Dance with Desists.
To all employees scheduled to participate in the upcoming musical production of FIRE & ICE: A DANCE OF THEM—the performance has been canceled until further notice. A very angry dwarf in a very interesting hat is claiming ownership and has sicced the wolves (figurative AND literal) on us. Apparently he has nothing else going on.
Our legal team has advised that we don't speak of the matter, but Mr. Royals insisted we send this email. You can find him crying in his green room.
Huzzah, R&R HR