29: I Like To Get Stretched

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29: I Like To Get Stretched

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103 minutes

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Apr 16, 2019

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After an interesting weekend
episode 29 covers it all. Pata Fria had a panic, Crystal Barbie and family keep things interesting. Some info and details about kink life, sugar daddies are just older boyfriends, a few celebrity news stories, Planet Fitness does dirty biz, press on nails and listener questions.

Enjoy xo

Released:

Apr 16, 2019

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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

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29: I Like To Get Stretched

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