25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?

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25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?

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96 minutes

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Mar 19, 2019

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This week is episode 25 and the dysfunction continues with an array of interesting subjects. Some advice is offered to their younger selves, astronauts get a lot of herpes, some women really love dick pics, the French appreciate gross smells, can you really be yourself? and much more.

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Released:

Mar 19, 2019

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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

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25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?

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