15: Stay Outta The Creek

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15: Stay Outta The Creek

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111 minutes

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Jan 9, 2019

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Dog rescues, R. Kelly's bullshit, disturbing childhood stories, bullying, some parenting tips, and dirty creek rendezvous.

Trigger warning- sexual assault, grooming and other sensitive issues are discussed.

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Jan 9, 2019

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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

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15: Stay Outta The Creek

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