6: Gas Station Salad & Dirty Sanchez

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6: Gas Station Salad & Dirty Sanchez

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99 minutes

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Nov 6, 2018

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The dysfunctional duo is back, and unapologetically unfiltered while discussing sex dolls, g-spot location, open marriages, liars, and prison relationships. They are breaking it down and dissecting so listen up.

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Nov 6, 2018

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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

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