238. Hipster Tortas

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238. Hipster Tortas

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Feb 2, 2022

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The guys are back with more mustache slander for Christian. Torta Cheesesteaks, Hot Cheetos, and Toilet paper... Christians got it all. Jerry and Jesus discuss getting a bidet. Also house rules for Jerrys kids as they grow into young adults. And Finally Jerry shows Christian how to make a boy.

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Feb 2, 2022

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Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.

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Episode 2: Let's Get American by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 6 - You Said That Joke Last Time Vol 1: Standup Beginnings and Bombs by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 28 - Jerry Goes To A Donkey Show: Christian's gaggle of kidney stones prompts a debate on whether or not childbirth is actually painful. Jerry admits to killing a pigeon and explains donkey shows to the group. Jesus decides how broke he'd have to be to f*ck a donkey. Plus, road... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 3: Comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in episode 3 of their new podcast! by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 20 - If I Cheat She Should Take Me Back: The show starts off happy with Jerry and Christian recounting their celebrations on Father's Day. But the mood takes a turn when Jerry calls bullsh*t on Jesus claiming to have made a movie at 8 years old. Finally, the guys end up discussing... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 12 - Can I Take My Kids To This?: Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate Tax Day by diving into all the ways for Jerry's kids to waste his money. First, it's Christian's time to shine as the Wannabes discuss the new Star Wars movie, toys and trips to Comic-Con. Then, Jesus and Christian... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 23 - Millenials Are Little B*tches: The guys are flying high after a headlining weekend at Flapper's Comedy Club so they finally give shout-outs to listeners and commenters. Then they talk about Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian, dating strippers, being Captain Save-A-Ho, and why they... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 5 - I'm Just As Brown As You, Bro: The Wannabes praise movies that none of them have seen, reveal a scandal in the Zaragosa house, then dive deep into the news to relive adventures with creeper cops, Six Flags and high school wrestling. Please and follow us on ! We're also... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 8 - What Is He Gonna Do With That Sperm: Parenting and Dirty Movies by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 29 - I Trust All My Baby Mamas: Jerry, Jesus, and Christian are happy to be alive with the coming war with North Korea. Which Wannabe thinks Vietnam is in another country? Who thought Nagasaki was a drink? And why is Jerry keeping up with heartthrob Josh Hartnett's career?... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 17 - I Don't Trust The Cheese: Jerry, Jesus and Christian get serious for a minute to pay respects to victims of the Manchester terror attack. How do we keep fools in check in these crazy times? As if the Ariana Grande concert wasn't bad enough, now you can't even trust gas station... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 27 - For A Girl She's Actually Pretty Smart: Jerry almost cries over his baseball team and explains why he feels safer with he's with black people. Jesus gives the real scoop on his uncle Cumbia and what he thinks about being talked about on Netflix. Christian get an "epidural" and comes... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 24 - I've Never Had An Orgasmic Sh*t: The fellas discuss the big match ups of Mayweather vs McGregor and Game Of Thrones vs Breaking Bad vs The Wire. Then both Jerry and Jesus talk about their fond sexual memories of teachers while Christian has to explain being born gay. They all... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 25 - Ugly Women Do Not Have STD's: The Wannabes answer some of the most pressing questions of our times. Would you sleep with a hot chick even if you know she had STD's? Why can't you die of AIDS anymore? Who is the Beyonce, who is the Kelly Rowland, and who is the "that other... by American Wannabes Podcast
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238. Hipster Tortas

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