This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag. Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?" "Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?" "What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?" And many more Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult