KFC and Clem had their work cut out for themselves this week trying to keep up with all the Mets' embarrassments. We welcomed the team's new 82-year-old pitching coach, Phil "The Vulture" Regan, listed 60 Mets misery moments, started the #FireWilpon movement and plunged deeper into the blackhole that is the New York Metropolitans. You may think you're deep now, but there's further to go and "we always hit our depth."