KFC and Clem recap the barking elbow saga, whether the Mets should sign Gio Gonzales or Dallas Keuchel and pray that we get a game where nobody gets hit in the hand with a pitch. Kaz Matsui's anal fissures, Todd Zeile trying to steal Ron Darling's job, a look around the NL East, how the Yankees injuries are like Derek Jeter's love life, and Clem gives a player a nickname and takes away a player's nickname