The team is dead, but we're officially ready to call Pete Alonso the new king of New York. He took the league by storm and will be taking home the ROY when all is said and done. He's already reached 50 HRs to activate Frank the Tank's Polar Bear Plunge and with 5 more RBIs, there could be a KFC debt payment upcumming. Things take a dark turn as the guys compare this season to movie plots, we review the Hechy quote about the Braves and ask the question: are the Mets seriously advertising October golf on elimination day? The future looks bright, but with half measures and too many players at the same position, it's tough to know what to believe in.