They guys break down each of the known New York Mets bidders and what they could bring to the table. The Reuben Bros ($20B) are the only players on the board that could outbid Cohen, but it’s more of a business investment than for the love of the game so Stevie won't go lightly.

We envision a not too distant future where Mets fans are the bell of the ball and Prince Charming Cohen saves the day, giving us a true storybook ending.

Also, we’re done being embarrassed by Bonilla Day. We’re here to celebrate the finesse God and stop knocking his hustle. KFC and Clem come up with ideas for what they'd do with his payouts and condemn Darren Rovell and his followers for even making this stupid holiday.

The Mets roster is almost complete with the Melk Man and Mad Dog “Crazy Eyes” Hughes being added to the squad but we can think of one more addition that would really put the team over the top, the savior, Tim Tebow.

Tim wouldn't actually play BUT he could step in during a plague and turn this team back into the Miracle Mets.

Mets fans have become professional shit talkers to survive, give us a solid product on the field and we gotta believe that we’ll take the MLB by storm!