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    DIARY Of A CEREAL KILLER
    DIARY Of A CEREAL KILLER
    DIARY Of A CEREAL KILLER
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    DIARY Of A CEREAL KILLER

    By K. Wisendanger

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    A literary masterpiece combining dark humor and satire with malignant horror.

    "I appear innocent but you can call me a child of the CORN. When I was an adolescent, my career as a killer started with me killing my POPS. I did not regret leaving his body SHREDDED in the corn field amongst the GRAINS OF WHEAT."
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateNov 17, 2023
    ISBN9781304998880
    DIARY Of A CEREAL KILLER

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      Book preview

      DIARY Of A CEREAL KILLER - K. Wisendanger

      DIARY

      Of A

      CEREAL

      KILLER

      Diary Of A Cereal Killer

      ©2024 K. Wisendanger. All rights reserved

      ISBN: 978-1-304-998-880

      Table of Contents

      Entry 1

      Entry 2

      Entry 3

      Entry 4

      Entry 5

      Entry 6

      Entry 7

      Entry 8

      Entry 9

      Entry 10

      Entry 11

      Entry 12

      Entry 13

      Entry 14

      Entry 1

      Numbers, Numbers, Numbers...

      I have a wicked desire, as I awakened from my slumber with premeditated plots to express my mayhem. I possess an incredible hunger; my distasteful desire must be relieved. For one of these tasks, it requires a transparent tool like a mirror, which I need for one of my goals to be achieved.

      I hate holes...Oops! I meant Ho’s.

      Oops! I meant to say Cheerios.

      I can feel chills up my spine as I begin to imagine these adulterous scenarios. People think their actions are not going to catch up with them.

      On a fall afternoon, the temperature was mild, the air dry, and the mist limited my visibility.

      I waited and as the day progresses it becomes sunny. I greatly anticipated this moment of revenge against my neighbor for sleeping with my honey.

      As I entered the neighbor’s yard, the sound of stepping on leaves

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