Fallout Valt-tec Employee Handbook

By Fandom Books

Welcome to Vault-Tec Corporation, where the end of the world is just the beginning of your career! Congratulations on making the wise decision to join our ranks. As a new member of our family (and we mean family in the most legally non-binding sense of the word), you're about to embark on an exciting journey through the wonderful world of apocalyptic preparedness and subterranean innovation.

In these hallowed halls (and sometimes, reinforced bunkers), you'll find yourself rubbing elbows—or shoulder pads, depending on your issued uniform—with some of the brightest minds and quirkiest characters that post-apocalyptic corporate life has to offer. Whether you're in R&D, dreaming up the next generation of survival tech, or in Facilities, ensuring our vaults are as cozy as they are impregnable, your role here is crucial. Yes, even you, Bob from accounting. Every bottle cap counts.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Fandom Books
• Release date: Apr 24, 2024
• ISBN: 9798224524341

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Welcome to Vault-Tec!

Greetings, cherished newcomer! You’ve just embarked on a marvelous journey with Vault-Tec, the beacon of hope and innovation in these, let’s say, explosively uncertain times. So, buckle up your safety belts (and your safety suspenders, just in case) as we delve into the illustrious saga of Vault-Tec, from our modest origins to our monumental contributions to subterranean luxury living.

A Humble Beginning

Once upon a time, back in the days when folks worried about stocking bomb shelters with enough canned beans, Vault-Tec was but a twinkle in the eye of some very forward-thinking individuals. Our founders, visionaries in every right, started with a simple question: What if we could do more than just survive an apocalypse? From this seed of inquiry sprouted the mighty oak that is Vault-Tec, a company dedicated not just to survival, but to maintaining a semblance of civilization amid chaos.

The Bunker Boom

As the clouds of war gathered, our founders began their quest, designing bunkers that would one day become the blueprint for our famed Vaults. Initially, these bunkers were modest—cramped spaces filled with the bare necessities and an overabundance of tinned meats. Yet, even in these early days, our commitment to safety and civility shone through. We were building more than shelters; we were building hope.

Vault-Tec Rises

Then came the evolution from simple bunkers to the grand Vaults we know today. Why settle for mere survival when you can do so in style? Vault-Tec reimagined post-apocalyptic living, creating sprawling underground complexes equipped with all the luxuries of the pre-war world—swimming pools, gyms, even simulated outdoor spaces to forget you’re living several feet under what used to be a scenic overlook.

Innovations in Safety and Style

At Vault-Tec, safety is as paramount as comfort. Our Vaults are feats of engineering, designed to withstand everything from nuclear blasts to the dreaded mole rat invasion. But what’s safety without a touch of elegance? Each Vault is fitted with the finest in post-nuclear furnishings—think chic, retro-futuristic designs that make your new subterranean life feel like a step back into a cooler, jazzier time.

A Commitment to Community

But Vault-Tec’s vision extends beyond mere physical structures. We’re pioneers in creating a community spirit, fostering a sense of togetherness among our Vault dwellers. Through social clubs, educational programs, and the occasional festive Vault ball, life underground feels just as vibrant—if not more so—than the world above before it got all explode-y.

Looking to the Future

As we stand today, Vault-Tec is not just a corporation; we’re a cultural institution, a symbol of resilience and ingenuity. Our commitment to advancing the human race continues as we innovate, explore, and expand. Who knows what the future holds? With Vault-Tec, one thing’s for certain: it will be safe, it will be civil, and it will absolutely be stylish.

So, dear employee, as you turn each page of this handbook and each corner of our vast facilities, remember: you are part of a grand tradition of survival and sophistication. You are the torchbearers of civilization in a world that has seen too much darkness. Welcome to Vault-Tec, where we don’t just face the apocalypse—we do it with flair!

Your First Day

Welcome, dear recruit , to your first day in the brave, underground world of Vault-Tec! Here's your essential guide to navigating the exciting, slightly bewildering, and absolutely unique experience that is your inaugural day at the office. Fear not, for we shall shepherd you through the maze of security protocols, parking conundrums, and the magical mysteries of your very own employee badge.

Morning Arrival: Dodging the Deathclaws

Your day begins bright and early, or dark and early, depending on radiation levels and the current state of the sun. As you approach our glorious headquarters, you might notice the lack of a traditional parking lot. That's because at Vault-Tec, we embrace innovation! You’ll be directed to our state-of-the-art underground parking facility, designed to accommodate everything from bicycles to atomic cars. Just follow the signs marked Radiation-Free Parking – ignore the others at your own peril!

Parking Protocol

Atomic Cars: Park in the green zones. These spots are equipped with radiation containment fields to ensure your vehicle doesn’t accidentally contribute to next week’s glow.

Bicycles and Non-Atomic Transportation: Head to the blue zones. They’re closer to the entrance, because we believe in rewarding low-carbon transportation.

Security Check-In: More Fun than a Barrel of Mutants

Upon disembarking from your chosen mode of transportation, you’ll encounter our cheerful security team. Remember, they’re not just here to enforce the rules; they’re your first line of defense against the outside world’s less savory elements (like those pesky raiders).

Here's What to Expect:

Full Body Scan: Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe—we only lose one or two employees a month to the scanner!

Badge Activation: You’ll be issued a shiny new employee badge. Treat it well; it’s your ticket to everything from the cafeteria to the after-dark radroach races.

Non-Disclosure Agreements: You’ll sign a few of these. Just standard stuff promising you won’t spill our secrets to the wasteland or any wandering deathclaw diplomats.

Decoding Your Employee Badge: It’s Smarter Than It Looks

Your employee badge is equipped with the latest in Vault-Tec technology. It's not just an ID—it's your library card, cafeteria pass, and proof that you haven’t been accidentally locked outside during a drill.

Features Include:

Personal Identification Code: A series of numbers and letters that might seem random but actually encode everything from your department to your coffee preferences.

Access Permissions: Depending on your role, your badge will grant you access to various levels of