Fallout Survival Guide

By Fandom Books

Welcome to the world of Fallout, where the skies are a charming shade of nuclear sunset and the locals range from smooth-talking traders to not-so-cuddly deathclaws. If you're gearing up to thrive in a land where the cocktails come with an extra kick of radiation and the cars are more likely to explode than start, you've snagged yourself the perfect guide!

"Fallout: Survival Guide to the New World" isn't just a survival manual—it's your new best friend (second only to that trusty canine companion, Dogmeat). This book will guide you through the charred remains of civilization with a wink and a nudge and might just save your skin more times than you can count your bottle caps.

Whether you're a seasoned Lone Wanderer or a fresh resident of Vault 101, we've got the scoop on everything from crafting an arsenal out of scraps to charming the socks off your local faction leaders (and maybe pickpocketing them back while you're at it).

• Language: English
• Publisher: Fandom Books
• Release date: Apr 23, 2024
• ISBN: 9798224489121

Book preview

Welcome to Your New Reality!

Hello, future Wasteland warrior! Put down that cereal spoon because it’s time to trade it in for something that can really stir up trouble—like a high-powered plasma rifle. You've just stepped out of your cozy, well-stocked Vault into a world that, frankly, has seen better days. Welcome to the post-apocalyptic theater of the absurd, a place where the '50s never quite ended but got a lot more... radioactive.

From Atom-Powered Dreams to Nuclear Nightmares

Ah, the 1950s—when cars were big, burgers were cheap, and the atomic bomb was just another party trick. Fast forward a couple of centuries to 2077, and those atomic energies we were all so giddy about? Well, let's just say they really went out with a bang. Yes, in just two short hours, the world decided to throw the biggest fireworks show ever and forgot to invite us into the fallout shelters on time.

Now, as a freshly unsealed Vault dweller, you're about to find out how the world ticks when it's missing a few cogs—okay, maybe a lot of cogs. And possibly an entire clock.

Your New Home: The Wasteland

Forget what you knew about white picket fences and perfectly manicured lawns. The Wasteland is less Leave It to Beaver and more Leave It, It Might Be Radioactive. This new world is a place where you can’t toss a Nuka-Cola cap without hitting a mutated creature or a raider who thinks your head would look better on a spike. It's nature's way of adding a little spice—or spikes—to life!

Emerging from the Vaults

You’ve been living under a rock—literally. Vault-Tec promised safety and comfort in the event of a nuclear disaster, and boy, did they deliver... sort of. As it turns out, not all Vaults were cozy bunkers meant to preserve humanity. Some were more like reality TV shows designed by mad scientists. Whether you’ve been cryogenically frozen, dodging psychological experiments, or just enjoying a prolonged stay in what amounts to an underground bunker-slash-singles mixer, it’s time to say goodbye to your old digs.

What’s a Pip-Boy? More Like, What Isn’t It?

Upon stepping out into the sunlight, you might notice a nifty little device attached to your wrist. That’s your Pip-Boy, and it’s going to be your new best friend. This handy gadget tells you if you’re about to die of radiation poisoning, how much junk you can still stuff in your pockets, and whether that meat you just ate was actually your other best friend. Don't worry; companionship in the Wasteland comes with a ‘might be eaten’ clause.

A Whole New World... of Danger

So, what’s next? Well, the world’s not going to explore itself. There are places to go, people to meet (and possibly shoot), and ancient snack cakes to eat (they still taste fine, we promise). Each day brings new adventures, like figuring out which glowing things are loot and which are just glowing because they’re irradiated death traps.

But hey, look on the bright side: before, you were worried about cholesterol, now you're worried about super mutants. It's a whole new world, and you're here to see it, experience it, and—if you play your cards right—maybe even save a bit of it.

So, buckle up, buttercup. It’s time to take those idealistic '50s vibes and give them a survivalist twist. Whether you're negotiating with raiders, battling behemoths, or just trying to figure out which end of a BlamCo Mac & Cheese box is up, remember: the Wasteland is what you make of it. Let’s make it unforgettable (and try not to die too often).

Essential Vault-Tec Gear

Welcome to your crash course in Not Dying Horribly 101, brought to you by the good, potentially overzealous folks at Vault-Tec. When you signed up for this vault life, you might have thought you were just getting a cozy underground bunker and enough canned beans to play a lifetime supply of musical chairs. But, surprise! You also got a complimentary goody bag of gadgets and gizmos to help you not only survive but maybe, just maybe, thrive in the great radioactive yonder.

The Pip-Boy: A Life Coach on Your Wrist

First up, meet your new best friend: the Pip-Boy. This little doohickey is like having a smartphone, GPS, and your nagging mom all rolled into one convenient wrist-mounted device. It'll map it, track it, and tell you to pack it. Worried about radiation? The Pip-Boy’s got a Geiger counter. Curious about that squirrel-on-a-stick you just ate? The Pip-Boy will keep tabs on your health (and remind you of your questionable dietary choices). It’s like the Swiss Army knife of the apocalypse, only digital (and without the tiny scissors).

Vault Suit: More Than Just a Fashion Statement

Now, let’s talk threads. Your Vault-Tec issued jumpsuit isn’t just a way to keep you decent—it’s your first layer of defense against the harsh realities of the outside world. Sure, it might not stop a bullet, but it’s got pockets, and pockets mean carrying more stuff. Stuff is good. Also, it’s bright blue with a lovely yellow trim, making you a fashion icon in the wasteland or an easy target. You decide!

The Vault-Tec Canteen: Stay Hydrated, Stay Alive

You also get this nifty Vault-Tec canteen, complete with a built-in microfiltration system. Because nothing says refreshing like sipping water that’s only moderately radioactive. Remember, three out of four doctors suggest staying hydrated, and the fourth doctor was probably eaten by a Deathclaw.

Handy-Dandy Tool Kit

Included in your survival gear is a basic tool kit because, guess what? Stuff breaks! Especially when it’s been through a nuclear apocalypse. This kit comes with a multi-tool, which is great for everything from fixing guns to jimmying open locked doors. There’s also a roll of duct tape in there, because if you can’t fix something with duct tape, you’re probably not using enough duct tape.

Weapons: Because Sometimes You Gotta Shoot Stuff

Let’s not forget about personal protection. Depending on your Vault, Vault-Tec may have been generous enough to provide you with a basic firearm or a melee weapon. If they didn’t, then it’s time to get crafty! Maybe that tool kit has a screwdriver that’s begging to double as a stabbing instrument. Just remember, the right to bear arms in the wasteland is less a constitutional right and more a survival imperative.

Flashlight: Because It’s Dark Out There

A flashlight is your beacon in the darkness—and believe me, there's a lot of darkness out there, from abandoned buildings to creepy old subway tunnels. Plus, how else are you going to appreciate