Crate of Plaid

By Peter Fisher

final installment of the Zone of Influence Strike 2 prequel color series

• Language: English
• Publisher: Peter Fisher
• Release date: Mar 10, 2024
• ISBN: 9798224421923

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Crate of Plaid

by Peter Fisher

Copyright Peter Fisher 2024

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Contents

Fact Check

The Closing

Screamboat Willie

Customer Service

The Crate Waldo Pepper

About the Author

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The Closing

You’re overdressed.

What’s that smell?

Crabs.

Crabs?

Crabs eating those tourists bobbing about in the tidal flow beneath the dock.

Well, that explains everything.

Told you not to wear an expensive suit but did you listen?

It’s my lucky suit; you know I wear it to all our big events.

Oh, is that what this is? Standing shoulder-to-shoulder along the Delaware River just outside The Paddock at Billingsport Range, Karl gives Pedro the evil eye.

Don’t be a jerk, it’s not like we have a choice. Look, our host approaches.

Choice defines the human condition. Pedro growls, Let’s run.

Death merrily greets the pair, We understand you have many entertainment options- thanks for choosing The Paddock!

Karl checks his Rolex, Late again; Pedro, punctuality clause now in effect.

Death stops short, What does that mean?

Pedro snorts derisively, Let’s just say any more delays will incur penalties.

Yea sure, whatever. C’mon, the lawyer’s for us inside.

They file inside, passing through