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    The Dog Is Not a Toy
    The Dog Is Not a Toy
    The Dog Is Not a Toy
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    The Dog Is Not a Toy

    By Darby Conley

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    Get Fuzzy makes the fur fly. This freshly amusing strip is a darling among readers who enjoy pets with an attitude. This wry cartoon features Rob Wilco, a mild-mannered ad guy who's guardian to two rambunctious pets: Bucky, a temperamental cat who carries a boom box and goes on spending sprees, and Satchel, a gentle canine who tries to remain neutral even when he bears the brunt of Bucky's mischief. Together, this unlikely trio hangs out together, watching TV, cooking for friends, and attempting the occasional adventure outside. Anyone who has a pet or even knows one will find this Get Fuzzy collection, The Dog is Not a Toy, an astutely witty take on relationships between the species.


    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateMay 15, 2012
    ISBN9781449425814
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    • 5/5
      Darby Conley's "Get Fuzzy" cartoons are always funny and often hysterical. They also have re-read potentiality. Makes a great bathroom book.
    • 5/5
      Great read with many laugh out loud moments. Mr. Darby must have an inside track to our Siamese cat's brain.

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