Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes

By Michael P. Spradlin and Jeff Weigel

Michael P. Spradlin (outrageous words) and Jeff Weigel (eye-popping illustrations)—the seriously twisted minds that brought you the New York Times bestselling Christmas carol tome It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, a book of Zombie love songs—have arisen once more, this time to devour Mother Goose raw! Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is a hilarious volume of zombie nursery rhymes designed to tickle the (exposed) funnybone of every World War Z, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Walking Dead fan on either side of the grave!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Oct 4, 2011
• ISBN: 9780062083609

Michael P. Spradlin

New York Times–bestselling author Michael P. Spradlin is the author of more than twenty books for children and adults. His works include the international bestselling Youngest Templar series, the Killer Species series, and several picture books. He is fluent in Australian, British, Canadian, South African, and several other English-based languages. Sharks swim in the other direction when he steps into the ocean. He has a black belt in television remote control. He does not understand why VHS tapes “have not made a comeback.” Spradlin lives in Lapeer, Michigan. Lapeer is French for the peer, which is a big joke on the French because there is no peer there. Unless you count Michael P. Spradlin. But even he is without peer. Sorry, French.   

Book preview

JACK

AND

JILL

Went Up to Kill

A BOOK OF ZOMBIE NURSERY RHYMES

Michael P. Spradlin

Illustrations by Jeff Weigel

For my wife Kelly.

There’s no one else I’d rather

spend a Zombie Apoclypse with.

CONTENTS

There Was an Old Zombie Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Little Jack Horner

A-Tisket, A-Tasket

Baa, Baa, Zombie Sheep

Zombie Willie Winkie

Zombiecat, Zombiecat

There Was an Undead Man

Humpty Dumpty

Sing a Song of Sixpence

Jack Sprat Was a Revenant

Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill

Little Miss Muffet Turned on a Tuffet

Do You Know the Undead Man?

Old King Cole Is a Merry Old Ghoul

The Monkey and the Weasel

The Owl and the Pussycat

Mother Goose

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

Hey! Diddle, Diddle!

Hickory, Dickory, Dock!

Zombie Simon

Jack Be Nimble

Little Bo Peep

Peter, Peter, Fresh Brain Eater

Three Zombie Kittens

Mary Ran from a Zombie Lamb

Little Boy