Life According To A Penis

By Edwin Rodriguez

► a Book to Know Anecdotes, Exercises, Health, Curious Facts Applicable to Every Man, Penis Guide Always Narrated with a Curious Touch of Humor?

How much do you know about the male reproductive organ?
Will it have two heads? Read a little more to get to know a nice character.

***A STORY THAT WILL GRAB YOU FROM THE BEGINNING***....
***DON'T BE CURIOUS***?

Hello I'm Macaw or Macaw, my master calls me both ways, these are my memories would seem normal but they are not, why?, because I am a penis, I don't know many famous penises, few penises are writers and much is unknown about our lives, so I wanted to leave my story if anyone is interested in knowing how is the vast world from the point of view of a penis; the life of a penis is not easy but there are moments when you enjoy a lot, I know this is a very interesting story that you want to discover so it's time to expose the little known life of us, the penises...?
Story in the form of a cartoonish tale, free of pornographic content and full of humor. ?
"During its launch it reached No. 1 in free book downloads on the world's leading ebook store, Ama..."

READERS (in spanish) AROUND THE WORLD HAVE SAID.....

"I would recommend it...if you want guaranteed laughs ,of course..."
"Funny"?
"It's good but it would be better if you could buy it for free.
that's my only gripe because it's so funny."

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READING IS A PLEASURE?

Many reasons in case you still have doubts:

Male reproductive organ
Penis
Anecdotes
Exercises
Health
Curious facts
Humor
Cartoonish tale
Free book
Pornographic content-free
Funny
Laughs
Entertainment
Curiosity
Memoirs
Unique perspective

THE TIME IS NOW, ENJOY IT ALREADY in its digital version with just one click!
READING IS A PLEASURE?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Edwin Rodriguez
• Release date: Feb 13, 2024
• ISBN: 9791223007570

Book preview

CONSIDER BEFORE READING.

This book is singular in many ways, it does not tell just any story, it allows those who have no voice to express themselves, from fantasy it gives life to a character who is the father of all men and women in the world; in these pages you will meet a penis, not his scientific data or perceptions external to him but you will recognize what he feels and what it means to be a penis, all narrated from the point of view of a humble character who wants to be heard and recognized for being the first of his kind to write. There are anecdotes, exercises and fun facts, many topics are addressed with a touch of humor and throughout the text it is recommended to have an open mind to appreciate what it would feel like to be a penis.

The story of this book is pure fiction and mostly, it does not reflect the reality of its author, it is not a text based on scientific research, it only reflects a point of view, everyone's concepts are respected and they have the right to choose what to believe, it is not intended to be a sexual guide for teenagers but they can learn a lot from here; open-minded parents who look at this book with good eyes and do not know how to answer their children questions about their penis can provide it, but must accompany them because they will always have questions to resolve, it is good to read it together to notice their love and do not consider your body is taboo, if you consider giving this book to a minor first read it to determine if he is fit to read it.

This book is not for children, it is intended for minimal adolescents who want to know their bodies, adults who want to laugh while remembering experiences and learning, and women who mostly love this book because of their ample curiosity about the selfishness of men who, having many organs in their bodies, invest so much in their penises.

INTRODUCTION.

Hello I am Macaw or Macaw, my master calls me both ways, these are my memoirs would seem normal but they are not, why? because I am a penis, I don't know many famous penises, few penises are writers and much is unknown about our lives, that's why I wanted to leave my story if anyone is interested in knowing how is the vast world from the point of view of a penis; our life is not easy but there are moments in which we enjoy a lot, I know this is a very interesting story that you want to discover so it's time to expose the little known life