Suckered: A Valentine's Story: The Holiday Haters, #1
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Alexei Vladel is…the worst. Worse than that, really, since even the vamps don't want him. As the Prince of Vampires, he was supposed to choose a life mate but decided love isn't real instead. As punishment he's been banished and forced to work in the human resources department of LoveBubble—a dating app for people who want long term relationships. Will one of his coworkers make Alexei believe in love at last?
A short story from the Holiday Haters Collection. From the world of Jack Frost's Frosted. If you love romantic comedies, vamps, and a twisty plot, this short story is for you!
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Suckered - Teshelle Combs
May your days be bathed in the sorrows of the depths of purgatory for the duration of your unending life.
Episode 1: Bagels
I f I could dig a grave and ceremoniously shove the entirety of Cedarburg, Wisconsin, into that grave and then cover it with a fresh layer of manure and then light the entire planet on fire...it still wouldn’t be enough to soothe the loathing in my heartless corpse of an existence. But please, sir, go on. Tell me about your new love connection.
I gripped the phone so hard that the plastic squealed against my palm. We at LoveBubble....
I stopped, if only to stare into the dark abyss that was the gray wall of my cubicle. We at LoveBubble...love...snuggles.
The man on the other end of the line yammered on about some woman he’d met who liked everything about him, from his hairy, odd-nippled chest to his argyle sock collection. My mind wandered to what sort of woman possessed that talent for lying and what it would take for me to convince her to let me into her apartment so I could sink my fangs into her.
Alexei, remember! Mouths are for smiling, ears are for listening, and fingers are for—
Shoving up your—
Typing copious notes so we can better serve our LoveBubble customers!
That was Keif. Remember him so we can exact vengeance on him later. Keif with an f. It’s bad enough to be Keith, but no. His mother chose to legally name him Keif. Like she had given birth to a bad joke. Keif is the regional manager and he eats a bowl of plain Corn Flakes in the break room every damn day at damn 10:15 in the morning like it’s damn brunch.
And every day, he stops by my desk to tell me something I should improve. Yesterday, he told me to ‘put the chip back in chipper’ and then tossed me a bag of corn chips. Like...he planned that shit. He was ready.
I can’t do this.
I’m sorry?
Argyle wheezed into the phone. Can’t do what?
Listen to you. Work here. Do this. I can’t do it anymore.
Oh. Could you transfer me to—
I squeezed too hard. With my damn vampire strength. And the phone receiver cracked in two. I still moved to hang it up like I was on fucking autopilot too, which made me more angry than remembering the corn chip incident. I stood with vehemence.
Oh, hey there, Alexei, honey! Lovely Thursday, isn’t it? I just love me a good Thursday, don’t you know?
Felicity smiled, her bifocals slipping down her nose. Where...where you going? Break time already?
I’ll be outside, draining the life force from my well-pleasured victims,
I growled at the old woman.
Oh, a smoke break, eh? Those’ll kill you, you know.
I beg for death. Yet it never comes.
She nodded, still beaming. We all have our vices, deary. But do try and cut back. I want you working here with us for a long time to com—
I pushed past her and stepped out into the main office area of LoveBubble, Inc. After being greeted by a choir of idiots who