The Sticky Adventure of Mr.Toffeenose and His Quantum-Fridge: The Wacky Creations, #1

By Chris Briscoe

This exciting read tells the story of a war between humans and super-machines!!

Mr. Toffee-nose receives delivery of his new Quantum-fridge that is a state-of-the-art fridge which can not only store food but actually prepare food, and even peel, mix, cook and smash mash-potato, and do a myriad of other really useful tasks. But besises the quite 'normal' stuff fridges or ever quantum-fridges can do -  this 'super-fridge' was so 'advanced' it had a "bias" disdain for both mere metal primitive machines, as well as some humans!

 

So, after theToffeenose's butler, Alistair, unpacks the new delivery, and sets it up, then manages to decipher the quantum-fridge Instruction Manual, he happens to meet Mrs. Toffeenose who enters the kitchen at that time; just as Alistair had set up the new fridge, which is named Freddy the Fridge, he explains that Freddy the Fridge can be programmed to automatically lock its doors if the person selected as the fridge's "Administrator" selected certain names that the fridge should bar!

 

So, Mrs. Toffeenose remembers that it is hightime that Mr. Toffeenose went on an immediate strict-regime of no fatty, sweet, starchy or oily foods.  

So Mr. Toffeenose gets more than he bargains for when he goes to his new Quantum-fridge, excited to dip into and devour his five sweet, fresh-cream and custard filled chocolate eclairs!

 

This is the beginning of the Whacky Creations Series;

• Language: English
• Publisher: Chris Briscoe Publishing
• Release date: Jan 25, 2024
• ISBN: 9798223601777

Chris Briscoe

The Author of this book  is Chris Briscoe who has been serving as a Pastor and is a Writer of works which challenge the status Quo of our society to re-think more deeply about the problems surrounding them todayin the light of what our conscience and the power of truth is sying to us;I do not ever intend to ram into your ears any "Bible bashing Truths" except to only lead you to the glimmer of hope and light to those who are looking for Truth and wisdom.

Book preview

Chapter One:

The Toffee-noses.

This is the story of the Toffeenoses, a family who lived in one of the most affluent, actually stinking-rich areas of London - called Sloane Square near Mayfair; the Toffenoses hadn’t always been stinking-rich; and the they hadn't always been named Toffeenose; in fact, there was a time when Mr. Toffeenose called himself by his original name which is Mr. Turner which he had changed it from Mr. Gareth Turner to Mr. Gareth Toffeenose or as his wife referred to him, pronounced Mr. GAReth Toffeenose; he had changed his name from Turner to Toffeenose, because he thought the name Toffeenose was more up his street of profession; and what's more, far more exotic and appealing than the name Turner. Just like in bygone years when people's family-names were changed to suit their vocation, e.g. like Mr. Turner whose profession was metal-turning was given the name Turner, or that other more common profession of blacksmith was given the name Smith.

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And the Toffeenoses don’t always live in London; they were most relaxed when they were out of London and staying at their Manor-House in the country, which was a much larger house and had a grand total of twenty-two bedrooms.

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Gareth's wife, called Edith was quite toffeynosed, i.e. stuckup, as they say or toffeynosed; Edith came from a rather established family in their wealth, status and name; so rather than being just upwardly-mobile or yuppy like Gareth; Edith was so stuck-up she called her Mr. Toffeenose GAReth with the emphasis on GAR-eth.

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The Toffee-noses were certainly rolling-in-it because Mr. Toffeenose had made his money selling toffee - the creamiest, textured toffey in not just London town, but probably the world;

After changing his