Hex the Ex
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Hex the Ex is the ultimate payback book for all who have been dumped, spurned, or otherwise done wrong at the hands of a former love.
Be warned all you who callously scorn, heartlessly reject, and thoughtlessly ignore the affections of another. A heat-seeking hex is taking wing—and its target is you! Sophia, the mystically hip author and psychic gives you more than twenty-five humorous hexes for nearly every situation.
*The Big Fat Liar Hex
*The Cheap Ex Hex
*The Office Romance Gone Wrong Hex
*The Ex-Boss Hex
*The Rude Rejection Hex
*And more
Each little work of sorcery in this book is guaranteed to deliver a bit of levity and offer a sense of satisfaction until the next future ex comes along.
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Hex the Ex - Sophia Sargent
Other Books by Sophia
Dim.jpgThe Ultimate Guide to Goddess Empowerment
The Little Book of Hot Love Spells
The Little Book of Money Spells
The Magical Garden
The Little Book of Office Spells
The Little Book of Love Spells
The Little Book of Hexes for Women
Sophia’s Web site:
www.psychicsophia.com
HTE-002.jpgTo my darling sister Renee
And to Maat, the goddess of truth and justice:
May we all get even!
Contents
Cover
Half Title page
Other Books by Sophia
Title page
Dedication
Introduction
The Give Me Space!
Hex
The Put a Cork in It
Anti-Nag Hex
The Big Fat Liar Hex
The You Stole My Lover
Hex
The Anti-Stalking, Anti-Creep Hex
The Old Flame Extinguishing Hex
The Love, Truth, and Justice Hex
The Ex-Friend Hex
The Ultimate All-Purpose Ex Hex
The You Slept Around, You Dog!
Hex
The Rude Rejection Hex
The Hey, Ex, Give Me Back My Stuff
Hex
The Make ’Em Go Away Quietly Hex
The Keep the Pet Hex
The I Got to Get You Outta My Life!
Hex
The Ex-Boss Hex
The Instant Jerk Hex
The Everything Reminds You of Me
Hex
The Cheap Ex Hex
The Handy All-Purpose Doll Hex
The Obey Me
Hex
A Hex to Keep Your Ex’s Mouth Shut
The Psycho Neighbor Removal Hex
Getting Rid of the Ex-Professional Hex
Black Sheep of the Family
Hex for Former Relatives
Hex the Ex-Roomie
Instant Evil-Eye Hex
Let’s Just Be Friends Hex
About the Author
Copyright
HTE-016.jpgIntroduction
Well, I have resisted the seductive and altogether nasty side of myself that has been screaming to do this book for years. No longer!
As I write this, my dog cowers in the corner and my husband, never a big fan of this hex-the-ex idea, hides in the backyard. Hahahaha! Now I get to unleash some of that pent-up dark wisdom I have collected through two messy divorces and innumerable breakups, none of which, for the record, were even remotely my fault!
All magical types know about hexes, but, like kinky sex, hexes are rarely discussed and never in respectable