Intern: A Polish-Canadian Junior Doctor in Scotland
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The learning curve only gets steeper after medical school ends, as a new graduate up his first post in Scotland.
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Intern - Kenneth Moreland
Intern
A Polish-Canadian Junior Doctor in Scotland
Kenneth Moreland
Trial & Error Press
Copyright © 2023 Trial & Error Press
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ISBN: 9798223576150
No part of this book may be reproduced, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without express written permission of the publisher.
Contents
Title Page
Copyright
The Intern
A New World
The Haunted House
The Deep End
The Old Edition
Student Nurse in Charge
The C and K Words
More Confusion
Decent Docent Daniel
All-Natural Benzodiazepines
Cross Your T’s and Dot Your I’s
Perspective
Adherence, Part One
Adherence, Part Two
Everybody Lies
Side Effects of Cocaine May Include Boredom
Elgin to Aberdeen
The New Hospital
Cycles
Senior Middle-Grade Junior Doctor
Deadly Donuts
The Cardiothoracic Psychiatrist
Super Human
My Schedule
An Introduction to Mind Reading
A Wizard
The Power of the Stethoscope
A Fall
Geographical Therapy
Recuperation
Bored in My Palace
A New Diagnosis
Rehabilitation
Dictation is No Vacation
Ups & Downs
Dr Blueberry, Dr Hunter’s Stew
Sacrifice
Just Once
An Honest Question
The Wrong Idea
The Day Comes
So Long
To Drs ED, FE, DB, HR, SS and CP
Drs FA, JK, SM, SL, ZT and LM
And to AYM, AU, CM, KD and KS:
Thank You
This is for my mother
Disclaimer
You will not find a Dr Kenneth Moreland on the register kept by the General Medical Council. Neither will such a name be found in the published medical literature. For reasons that will soon become apparent, I have chosen to adopt a pseudonym for this work. The names of other persons appearing in the text have also been anonymised or otherwise altered.
Dates given may be approximate. While some exact dates are burnt into the memory and can be recalled even years later, other have been forgotten. And yet 10 July 2017
reads better than In the summer of 2017
. Many dates that I do remember have been changed to protect the confidentiality of everyone involved. Just like my name and the names of any patients.
What you are reading is, nevertheless — other than the liberties mentioned above — a set of true stories.
The Intern
Holding in my hands a certificate from the General Medical Council it is harder to deny that I am no longer a medical student. I have graduated. And now I am a provisionally registered (and licensed) medical practitioner in all of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Now I am meant to be the doctor. The lifesaver. The expert. Not the student but the teacher.
And I am not that. Not yet.
Before being considered competent to practice with full independence, as far as that is
ever possible, medical graduates must train under the supervision of more senior clinicians. At first, you are the least experienced member of the team, and each year you take on more responsibility and inch closer to one day being an attending consultant doctor. What patients sometimes call a real doctor. As a house officer in the UK’s Foundation Programme, which I am about to commence, I start at the very beginning of this process.
So I am not a real doctor.
But not a student.
Something in between.
A junior doctor.
A graduate trainee.
An intern.
A New World
28 July 2017 Aberdeen, Scotland
COMING FROM MY two homes of Canada and Poland I quickly realize that the United Kingdom is not like that part of the Commonwealth with which I am familiar, or even like the rest of the European Union. To start with: there are two taps, hot and cold. I cannot help but find this vastly inferior to taps on the continent where hot and cold water can be mixed to a desired temperature. An engineer tells me that the way it is done in the UK saves money by