Film Flam

By David Perlmutter

The International League of Girls With Guns, the world's mightiest superheroines, are surprised to discover they are objection of motion pictures and adulation on a far off planet- when they gave no permission for their lives and reputations to be exploited...

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Perlmutter
• Release date: Sep 16, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215827338

David Perlmutter

David Perlmutter is a freelance writer based in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

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FILM FLAM by David Perlmutter

I.

You have to literally be prepared for anything that comes your way as a superhero. Rescues from peril, dispersing angry mobs, protecting the needy and the oppressed, helping out friends in a jam. Those sorts of things. And you have to do those things with a sense of humour, and/or a cheerfulness that suggests that you live for any challenge coming down your way.

Even if, on that particular day, you don’t.

What you don’t expect is that your every movement will be tracked and recorded, in an effort to provide entertainment for someone else. For profit. And you are not only not consulted about it, you are taken to be a figure of someone else’s imagination, and, therefore, it doesn’t matter what you think about it!

So what do you do?

Well, if you’re anything like me and my friends, you don’t take it lying down.

II.

Let’s start with me.

I am the super heroine known as Muscle Girl. I am eight-going-on-nine, have short blonde hair and blue eyes, and plenty