World cannon

By SHANE SPENDLOVE

As long as dignity is above the sword, truth is only within the range of the cannon, which is not only referring to the current confrontation of nations on Earth, but also the confrontation of interstellar civilizations.

• Language: English
• Publisher: SHANE SPENDLOVE
• Release date: Jul 1, 2023
• ISBN: 9781088238585

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Chapter 1

On the afternoon of March 6, 2013.

I wandered around the software market to see if there were any interesting console games.

Handsome boy! Can I bother you for a minute? A pretty girl with a pink jacket, jeans and a ponytail tied high stopped me and asked, smiling.

Salesman, I hate this kind of people, meet up with you, can't shut the mouth. All right, given her beauty, it's hard. Just listen for a minute.

Say, what is it? I cocked my head and looked at her.

I am a publicist of East Evil Game Company, glad to meet you, my surname is Mu, a single name is a snow word, you can call me madisyn lewis. Our company is testing a new online game called Artillery, if you are lucky enough to join, you can win the final prize of 50,000 yuan..."

Waves of perfume constantly hit me, Xiangpiaopiao, not just milk tea.

Online games?

Yes.

What about the game installer? I play.

Yes, here it is. She handed me a CD. In order for you to successfully win the final prize, here is another agreement for you to read and sign if there is no problem. Handed me two more papers and a pen.

I glanced at the back of the agreement filled in the mailing address, contact number, signature.

Thank you for your participation, the head office may contact you later in order to confirm the authenticity of the information, I wish you a happy game, goodbye! Muxue's face was full of sunshine.

Okay, bye. The girl's back has gone away, looking at the disc in his hand, the 50,000 yuan prize is free, and the game can be played.

I go home and turn on my computer. Put in the disc and install the game.

The installation interface is not very gorgeous, a small boy, wearing a small helmet, wearing camouflage clothes, holding a small gun. In the background is a forest.

The game installation is complete, start again, enter the character establishment interface, the first gender selection. I choose male. Then there is the choice of career.

The first is the king. Interesting. Did you just enter the game and become king?

The second is the Great Sacrifice. I know that. A doctor with spells.

The third is a general. It's not much worse than a king, man of the hour.

The fourth is artillery. The little boy on the installation screen? This profession is so bad, I guess no one wants to play it.

I choose the king, the game, just want to have fun, of course play the most fun of the profession.

Set the name of the character, a domineer name, called the East undefeated, a little vulgar, the West failed. Still vulgar.

Hey, what's going on? By the time I tried to change the name again, the game was on. Shit, the West failed.

Warm welcome to your arrival, failure of the West, Your Majesty, this is a strange world, you are the God of all things, and only you can rule this land. I am your loyal subject, and let me introduce you to this wonderful world." An old man with a white beard, walking stick in hand, stood beside me, babbling.

Your country is just you and me.

Are you kidding me? The king of a country rules over one man.

Behind you is your Majesty's palace.

When I turned around, my eyes almost fell to the ground. A broken-down thatched hut with a tree branch in the window, a door that creaked and was about to fall down before it moved, a wattle wall of sticks. Shit

Just ask for anything, and I'll do it for you.

Pull it. I'm done with the king. I can be whoever I like.

Find the system Settings and go back to the character selection screen.

I choose the High Priest.

Play into

Well, what about character names? Why didn't you let them in?

Warm welcome to you, failure of the West, High Priest, this is a strange world, you are the God of all things, and only you can rule this land. I am your true believer, and let me introduce you to this wonderful world." An old man with a white beard, walking stick in hand, stood beside me, babbling.

Oh, no. The West's failure is with me forever. Hey, why is it the same old man? Never mind. Stunned.

Behind you is your magnificent palace.

I turned around, I was dead! It was the same broken-thatched hut that could not be broken again, with the branch in the window, the door creaking and falling down, the wattle wall.

God damn it, who made this game.

Just ask for anything, and I'll do it for you.

I'll let the high priest have his fun.

System setup, character selection.

Checkmate!

Warm welcome to you, Western failure, General, this is a strange world, you are the God of all things, and only you can rule this land. I am your loyal soldier, and let me introduce you to this wonderful world." The old man with the white beard...

Get the knife, fastest. It won't kill you. I'll kill myself. I was devastated.

Behind you is your general's house.

Don't look. It's gonna be the same old thatched hut. Curiosity killed the cat, I still turned the mouse.

You're a ya-ya-ya. Why is that door still down? I'm down. I'm down.

System setup, character selection.

Artillery!

The old man with the white beard comes out again, I quit the game immediately, uninstall decisively, delete.

Warm welcome to your arrival, Western failure, little artillery, this is a strange world, you are the God of all things, and only you can rule this land. I am your faithful friend, and let me introduce you to this strange world."

My throat clenched, teeth clenched, hold on, can't be defeated by idiots.

Suddenly I feel like an idiot, looking forward to such a bad game.

What's behind me? Say it. It's not gonna get away from that shitty house.

Do not underestimate the artillery, although it is a small artillery, the burden on your shoulders is not light, and the liberation of all mankind depends on you. By the way, the final grand prize of 50,000 yuan is waiting for you."

Hey, why didn't you introduce that stupid house? What's the point? That stupid house is gone? Ha ha ha.

I turned around and my smile stiffened, squeak, squeak.

Are you looking at that thatched house? That's what the old Cannon left behind. Even though it's been around for hundreds of years, it's still standing. Look at that door. It's creaked for centuries, and the sound is still beautiful.

My ears, as if into hundreds of mice, God, come and save me.

As long as you make unremitting efforts to rid the world of demons, you will get the final prize.

Any awards in the game, especially the grand prize, have nothing to do with me, as long as the game is fun and not disgusting.

Chapter 2

Demons are attacking, warriors, pick up your weapons, fight as hard as you can, defend your home, that is your responsibility, defeat them, write a heroic chapter. The old man with the white beard raised his cane and shouted loudly.

Where is it? Why didn't I see it?

Where's my weapon?

A one-man fight?

Ahead, under the tree, belongs to your cannon. The demon is attacking from the west of the village. Let's fight! A warrior!

I hurried over and finally found the cannon under the tree.

Oh, my God. Can you make it bigger? I can't even find it with a magnifying glass.

Quick and easy to push the cannon around the village. West? West? Which way is the west side?

Yeah, two green furry creatures that look a little bit like Shrek, walking this way at a leisurely pace.

See how I destroy you.

Hey, where's the cannonball? How do you shoot a monster without a cannonball?

oomph The phone vibrates.

Hello, yours?

Hello, this is the headquarters of East Evil Game Company, first of all thank you for choosing to play the Artillery game. Later we will send your basic information to your mobile phone, if you need to correct, please send a short message to the headquarters. All the problems encountered in the game, we will help you solve in the first time. Enjoy your game."

Speaking of your game, I have to make some comments, first of all, the choice of characters you design, that is simply a pit dad, the king rules a person, sacrifices an old servant, the general lives in a dog house, can only play artillery, there are guns, no shells. That designer is such an idiot. Also had a good time, I played heart!"

I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused to you, the Artillery game is still in the testing stage, and it is inevitable that there will be many problems, we still sincerely hope that we can solve all your problems in the first time. As for the artillery without shells you mentioned, our solution is that you can edit SMS pd (shells) and send it to dxyx (Evil of East Game). You will be given an unlimited number of shells to use. Do you have any other questions?

Oh, so I understand, then you do not set in the game, what SMS, trouble is not trouble ah.

I still didn't make it clear to you that there is a fee for owning an unlimited number of shells.

Wha? I texted to pay for a cannonball?

Yes, for only 10 yuan, you will have an unlimited number of shells, and we will deduct the cost of your mobile phone. Of course, you don't have to text, it's your choice."

Damn it, that's just plain bad. How can I fight a monster without a cannonball? Do you want me to bite myself with my teeth?

Before you get angry, a little bit of investment will earn a higher reward, destroy all the demons, you will receive 50,000 yuan reward.

The Shreks waddled closer and closer to me with a contemptuous smile on their faces.

Don't get cocky. I'll kill you later.

I will not talk to you, can play, can not play, I uninstall the game.

Warriors, we believe that you are not a coward, for the 50,000 yuan prize, charge into the battle, and overcome the enemy. We await the triumphant return of the great hero. Thanks again for testing the Artillery game, and good luck with it..."

I'm not happy. I'm just gonna hang up.

If I don't, Shrek will bite me to death.

Those two monsters didn't come for me, they ran around my little cannon. After a while, my little cannon was punched and kicked by them.

Warrior! You can't lose your weapon, it's like your life. True warriors dare to change bleak lives. Edit SMS xp to send to dxyx and you will get the new mini gun. Come on, our land cannot be trampled by demons. The old man with the white beard was stirring things up.

Oh, my God. We haven't bought the cannonballs yet, and the cannon's gone.

Come on, bite me. I'm a true warrior who's not afraid to die. I yelled at the monster.

Unexpectedly, the first battle turned out to be so fierce, fiasco, cruelty.

Unexpectedly, the two monsters stirred up the dance in place, depressed, disgusting.

Hey, let me ask, the shell is 10 yuan, how much is the small gun? I called Evil of East Game headquarters.

Hello, welcome to call Dongxie Game Company. According to the company's regulations, the small gun is 10 yuan and can be used without limitation. You can edit xp to send to...

I hung up the phone, edited the SMS xp (small cannon) to send, edited pd (cannonball) to send.

A moment, my side appeared small guns, shells.

I loaded the cannonball, aimed at Shrek, and fired. I blasted two monsters into the sky.

Fuck you, dxyx.

Quit the game, turn off the computer, and lie in bed.

20 bucks for a booty call. That sucks.

oomph Cell phones vibrate, text messages.

Dear, the demon is ready to move again, and how can we do without you, a good warrior? Can you bear to see the villagers in trouble? Fight, my dear, the greatest honor is yours."

My blood was boiling inside me, and the urge to smash my phone was so strong.

Calm down, calm down, the phone is my own, broke, you have to buy again.

Tossing and turning can not sleep, simply start the computer, log in to the game.

Our lovely little artillery, welcome to the game again, remember that fierce battle last time? I'm telling you about your heroism. Keep going and make tomorrow even more brilliant!

Damn it, I'm the only one left in the world, so who are you talking to, like, a bunch of Shreks?

Blush!

The demons attack again, warrior. The hour of battle is at hand. Kill them and keep the peace of the world. The old man's mouth is full of disaster.

I pushed the cannon straight west. Good guy, the dark one, I guess is the old man's story heard too much, the Shrek people are not convinced.

C 'mon! I'm afraid of you with my endless cannonballs. Let the goblins come hard.

Wait! Monster approaches! Closer! Fire!

Boom, boom, boom. Three shots at a time.

Shells exploded among the monsters, and bodies flew around the world with their ugly growls.

Continue. Boom, boom, two guns. Boom, boom, boom. The monster is still dark.

Bad, where the game of the strange are endless, continuous death, continuous rebirth, only in this way to kill more experience, more money.

Evil East Games is clearly lying to me. Oh, not with such an idiot.

Old man, you fucking tell me clearly, can this monster be killed? Angrily, I ran to White Beard and typed to ask him.

Hell, this guy can't talk to me.

Kill it, absolutely kill it all.

Take your word for it. Draw up the guns and head west.

The monster is only a few steps away from me.

Fire! Hand kept clicking the mouse, a round of fiery shells flew away, straight into the dark, the eyes of the dust can not be dispersed for a long time.

The special effects are pretty realistic.

Give me a break, the monster does not know tired, I can be tough, fingers are not bad, the mouse is broken.

By the time the smoke clears, it'll be all right.

good! i beat you.

Old man see, God is God. I came to White Beard, typing to take credit.

This is not a god, but a long one. Above his white beard came a line.

What's long?

The gunner.

Come on, brother is God, no matter how high can be strong. I despised the white beard for a moment.

You are a father and a brother, what is your status?

I'm full! You don't care what my status is, you don't have to worry about that. As I typed these words and pressed Enter to send them out, my body jerked back.

How can you, you, you talk to me?

What's so weird about that? I've never seen a chatty robot before?

I haven't seen any NPCS chatting in games.

You're out.

Hey, you pulled up, let me give you a problem, hard to kill you. Think about it. That's right. Ask him for a wife. Hey, old man, if you can find me a wife in the game, I'll give you that. How about that?"

Congratulations, one shot killed five, you have won the highest award of this stage, the title of gunner. White beard said, hands to the sky.

What are you talking about? I want a wife.

Congratulations, one shot killed five, you have won the highest award of this stage, the title of gunner.

Hey, old man, I want a wife.

Congratulations, 5 kills in one shot, you have won the highest award of this stage...

Quit the game and shut down.

The game card machine.

Chapter 3

Drowsy sleep, drowsy wake up.

After breakfast, I went out to do some shopping.

Come back, turn on your computer, and log into the game.

Welcome back, gunner, you are only one step away from the cannon God. Up, lad..." The white beard shouted.

I want a wife!

I want a wife!

Daughter-in-law!

Daughter-in-law!

Ha, ha, ha. Can't you hold it in, boy?

I raised the mouse, white beard head no words, strange, who is talking in the chat box.

I turned the mouse, not far away saw a female artillery.

Who are you? Where did it come from? I asked curiously.

Do you speak like that? What do you mean, out of the blue? I just played this game.

Oh God, oh earth, this is the road god opened his eyes, finally let me meet a living.

You're crazy! The artillerywoman cursed at