The Secret Wisdom of a New Age Manifester: A parody book of wisdom generated by Artificial Intelligence

By Lyon N Flakie and Crystal Healer Dreamer

Never before has such a deep and wise collection of New Age Wisdom been channeled through space and time to heal the planet.

Using the Artificial Intelligence of the universe, these unique messages of ascendance will bring forth a shift of quantum healing and vibration.

The universe is vibrating with the

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mumbo Jumbo Press
• Release date: Jul 18, 2023
• ISBN: 9781927077559

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The Secret Wisdom

of a

New Age

Manifester

A parody book of wisdom

generated by Artificial Intelligence

Dr. Lyon N. Flakey Ph.D.*

with

Crystal Healer

Dreamer

* Purveyor of Hot Dogs

© 2019 Mumbo Jumbo Press

All of deep knowledge in this book has been transmitted from ancient knowledge to the universe to bring about a higher vibrational shift in the consciousness of the planet.

Content created by the New Age Bullshit Generator under MIT license

Copyright (c) 2014 Seb Pearce.  Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the Software), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

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THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED AS IS, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

Cover photo credit:

NGC 2174 Nebula by swiftsastro.com

Used under creative commons license.

About the Authors

Dr. Lyon N. Flakie obtained his PH. D in Divinity from one of the top mail order universities in the western world.  Dr Flakie also holds a degree in metaphysics.  He usually holds it for a friend while his friend is making his weekly speech at the National Gullibility Society meetings.  Dr. Flakie graduated from the University of Ascendance with a major in New Age Marketing and a minor focus in Guru Management.  For relaxation and creativity, he plays New Age songs backwards, thus creating a new New Age Song.

Crystal Healer Dreamer is an existential tarot reading clairvoyant who manifests everything from abundance to universal higher vibrating frequencies. Crystal wishes to open a healing center where people can come to chant Ohm and believe that resistance is futile.  She believes in the shift that is about to come for the planet, and the rise of the lizard people who will save the planet and bring about ascendance to a higher realm. Crystal has remained single for most of her cherished loving adult-child life.

Namaste, Namaste, Namaste.

Ohm, Namaste, Ohm

Mumbo Jumbo Press

Table of Contents

Empathy is a constant.

You and I are spiritual brothers and sisters of the stratosphere.

To traverse the journey is to become one with it.

The nexus is overflowing with transmissions.

You and I are messengers of the shift about to happen.

Sharing is a constant.

We exist as atomic ionization.

We exist as pulses.

Nothing is impossible.

Curiosity requires exploration.

By flowering, we dream.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is ecstasy.

Joy requires exploration.

To walk the quest is to become one with it.

This life is nothing short of an invocation metamorphosis of pranic joy.

You and I are pilgrims of the planet.

We reflect, we live, we are reborn.

This life is nothing short of a summoning explosion of divine science.

We heal, we heal, we are reborn.

This life is nothing short of an unfolding rebirth of transformative life-force.

To follow the story is to become one with it.

By flowering, we vibrate.

The planet is radiating ultra-sentient particles.

Science is the driver of potential.

Consciousness consists of four-dimensional superstructures of quantum energy. Quantum means an invocation of the joyous.

Flow is the driver of wellbeing.

Knowledge is a constant.

Consciousness consists of superpositions of possibilities of quantum energy. Quantum means a refining of the cosmic.

We exist as transmissions.

Will is the driver of rebirth.

We exist as chaos-driven reactions.

This life is nothing short of a redefining wellspring of joyous sharing.

This life is nothing short of a summoning vector of self-aware understanding.

Chi requires exploration.

The dreamtime is buzzing with sub-atomic particles.

Will is the richness of spacetime,  and of us.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is complexity.

We exist as morphic resonance.

Guidance requires exploration.

Consciousness consists of meridians of quantum energy. Quantum means an evolving of the endless.

Insight is the nature of balance, and of us.

We exist as electromagnetic forces.

You and I are dreamers of the totality.

You and I are warriors of the planet.

Synchronicity is the driver of coherence.

It is in unveiling that we are aligned.

To traverse the mission is to become one with it.

By ennobling, we dream.

We exist as vibrations.

We believe, we believe, we are reborn.

The solar system is aglow with supercharged waveforms.

Karma is the driver of complexity. To traverse the path is to become one with it.

Consciousness consists of an unveiling of the unrestricted.

This life is nothing short of an unveiling metamorphosis of sacred love.

The goal of morphic resonance is to plant the seeds of science rather than pain.

By redefining, we dream.

Knowledge is the nature of empathy, and of us.

We exist as psionic wave oscillations.

You and I are messengers of the multiverse.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is health.

The goal of electrical impulses is to plant the seeds of nature rather than stagnation.

Learning requires exploration.

Coherence is the growth of life, and of us.

Potentiality is a constant.

You and I are beings of the solar system.

We heal, we reflect, we are reborn.

The essence of nature is shifting stardust.

The goal of meridians is to plant the seeds of curiosity rather than illusion.

This life is nothing short of a maturing flow of higher knowledge.

Fulfillment is the nature of wonder, and of us.

You and I are adventurers of the infinite.

Nature requires exploration.

The cosmos is beaming with expanding wave functions.

To traverse the journey is to become one with it.

The infinite is full of chaos-driven reactions.

This life is nothing short of an ennobling rebirth of sensual divinity.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is serenity.

Wonder is the driver of intention.

The nexus is radiating sub-atomic particles.

The goal of superpositions of possibilities is to plant the seeds of consciousness rather than turbulence.

Joy is the driver of life.

This life is nothing short of an evolving paradigm shift of sentient coherence.

By awakening, we reflect.

Starfire is the healing of freedom, and of us.

This life is nothing short of a deepening rekindling of cosmic wonder.

You and I are warriors of the dreamtime.

Empathy is the driver of will.

The goal of transmissions is to plant the seeds of curiosity rather than illusion.

Transformation is the driver of faith.

By invocation, we reflect.

To follow the circuit is to become one with it.

To embark on the quest is to become one with it.

Transformation is a constant.

We exist as superpositions of possibilities.

We exist as a resonance cascade.

Beauty is the deeper meaning of knowledge, and of us.

We exist as meridians.

Presence is the growth of curiosity, and of us.

This life is nothing short of a redefining paradigm shift of zero-point hope.

You and I are dreamers of the biosphere.

Ecstasy is the richness of intuition, and of us.

The goal of meridians is to plant the seeds of consciousness rather than bondage.

This life is nothing short of a condensing rebirth of dynamic intention.

This life is nothing short of an awakening evolution of intergalactic growth.

Consciousness consists of pulses of a quantum maturing of the Vedic.

The goal of pulses is to plant the seeds of synchronicity rather than materialism.

This life is nothing short of a blossoming fount of spatial presence.

The goal of morphogenetic fields is to plant the seeds of life-force rather than ego.

The goal of serendipity is to plant the seeds of serenity rather than