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    Cows (With Jetpacks) vs (Time Traveling) Velociraptors: An Experiment
    Cows (With Jetpacks) vs (Time Traveling) Velociraptors: An Experiment
    Cows (With Jetpacks) vs (Time Traveling) Velociraptors: An Experiment
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    Cows (With Jetpacks) vs (Time Traveling) Velociraptors: An Experiment

    By Helen E Davis

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    Cow with jetpacks. Time traveling velociraptors. An epic tale of predator and prey spanning time and space. A mooooooving story with no equal. Brandon Sanderson, watch out, this story is--way, way, way, way, way, way, way, infinitesimally far--below your wonderful works.

    But it's cheap and fun.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDead Fish Books
    Release dateJun 27, 2023
    Cows (With Jetpacks) vs (Time Traveling) Velociraptors: An Experiment
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    Helen E Davis

    Helen E Davis lives in Ohio with her husband, twin daughters, and two cats. She has been writing Science Fiction and Fantasy as long as she remembers, and her fiction has appeared in Adventures in Sword and Sorcery and Sword and Sorceress. She enjoys knitting and theological discussions. For more information, go to www.sff.net/people/dragonwriter.

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