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    Miss Kitty's Guide to Healthy Living: Advice from an Experienced Cat
    Miss Kitty's Guide to Healthy Living: Advice from an Experienced Cat
    Miss Kitty's Guide to Healthy Living: Advice from an Experienced Cat
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    Miss Kitty's Guide to Healthy Living: Advice from an Experienced Cat

    By Miss Kitty and Jonny Katz

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    About this ebook

    From the mouths of some of the wisest felines, with the help of the thumbs of Jonny Katz, comes this funny full-color book of sage advice from our furry friends.

    Discover Answer to Important Questions Like:

    What is the most important part of a successful life?

    What advice does Miss Kitty offers to kittens?

    How does Fluffy Paws "The Impaler" greet his dentist?

    What advice does Mr. Thumbs give about using utensils?

    How did Jules Verne view cats?

    What does Oscar "The Philosopher" Garcia say about music?

    What simple advice is offered by "Snuggles" Romanov?

    What important advice do Mischief and Stinker have for us?

    And (as they say) much, much more.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOld Town Publishing
    Release dateJun 3, 2023
    ISBN9798223891192
    Miss Kitty's Guide to Healthy Living: Advice from an Experienced Cat

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