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    Dating is Ghetto
    Dating is Ghetto
    Dating is Ghetto
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    Dating is Ghetto

    By J.D. Southwell

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    Dating is Ghetto is a collection of hilarious, shocking, and often jaw-dropping stories about the trials and tribulations of dating in today's world.


    From blind dates gone wrong to scandalous hookups and awkward text messages, this book will provide entertainment, and eye-opening tales while taking you through some of the most

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJessica Solomon
    Release dateMay 28, 2023
    ISBN9781088164761
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      Dating is Ghetto - J.D. Southwell

      Dating is Ghetto

      By: J.D. Southwell

      Dating is Ghetto

      Copyright © 2023 by J.D. SouthwellSelf-Publishedjessicatheauthor.club

      All rights reserved.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced,distributed, or transmitted in any form or by anymeans, including photocopying, recording, or otherelectronic or mechanical methods, without theprior written permission of the publisher, except aspermitted by U.S. copyright law. For permissionrequests, contact jessicatheauthor.club..

      The story, all names, characters, and incidentsportrayed in this production are fictitious. Noidentification with actual persons (living ordeceased), places, buildings, and products isintended or should be inferred.

      Book Cover by High Fivver Cover Designer.1st edition 2023

      Dedication

      This book is dedicated to my wonderful husband. Thank you for supporting me through this new and excitingjourney.

      Book I

      Gina

      I fumbled through the dark as quietly as I could trying to find my belongings.

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