Exploding Zombie Cock

By James Miller

The powder was in the top cabinet, behind packs of organic barley and quinoa that we never use. I unwrapped the plastic and took out the bottle. I put on a pair of wash gloves and carefully unscrewed the lid, catching a faint whiff of something, thick, clotted and musty, like a crypt filled with dead spider's webs and moth's wings. I took a tea spoon and scooped out a tiny pinch. It was a dull grey colour. Quick, I stirred it in. A brief fizz as it met the JD and Coke, then nothing. I added two ice cubes. This is a story about an Exploding Zombie Cock by the brilliant James Miller. What more do you need to know?! (If you really have to know more, it definitely lives up the title. And is a bit rude.)

• Language: English
• Publisher: Galley Beggar Press
• Release date: Nov 6, 2014
• ISBN: 9781910296356

James Miller

James Miller is a professor of politics and the chair of liberal studies at the New School for Social Research. He is the author of The Passion of Michel Foucault and Flowers in the Dustbin: The Rise of Rock & Roll, 1947–1977, among other books. He lives in New York City.

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Exploding Zombie Cock

James Miller

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Exploding Zombie Cock

So, anyway, it was at this moment Rich reached into his rucksack to produce a small, amber coloured vial. Here, he said, This is what I’m talking about.

Bro, said Brock.

Rich put the vial on the table. It was little, like a child’s medicine bottle, Cal-Pol, something like that, dark coloured glass wrapped in a plastic bag. Rich sniffed and wiped his beard with a bangle-adorned wrist. "Be careful with this guys, it contains a whole host of weird