The Porn Identity: Spoof Porn Films

By Arsula Undress

Feeling blue? Indulge yourself with this fabulous line-up of some of the friskiest films of all time. Some of them real, some of them imagined, these titillating titles are accompanied by anatomically unimaginable illustrations. This book of sexy spoof movies will have you hooting with disbelief, wincing with wonder and guffawing at its audacity and just plain rudeness. From Lord of the G-Strings: The Twins Shower to The Sperminator, the delectably wicked Arsula Undress's uproarious and unabashed collection is not for the fainthearted. You'd be well advised not to leave a copy out for your mother to see... Includes: Anacondom; Robocock; Spankenstein; Sex Men; Inspect Her Gadget; Titantric and many, many more!

• Language: English
• Publisher: The Robson Press
• Release date: Oct 22, 2013
• ISBN: 9781849546607

Book preview

INTRODUCTION

And rising from the sea in a skimpy white two-piece, with a big, glistening co … conch, yeah, conch, in her hand, ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce our author, with a word of thanks and a flirty turn of phrase or two, for your delectation: Arsula Undress…

Hello readers, I am your sylph-like siren from the sea – Honey Ryder to the double-oh-seven aficionados of you out there – from Dr O oh oh uuhhhhhhh … or something. Wouldn’t it be fun to compile a book of saucy wordplay through the medium of porn film spoof titles, I thought, and here we are. Some have been created (and the prize for time well spent goes to…) and others are just plain what-the?