Don't You Just Hate It When...!?: Common Interaction Jokes

By L. Taylor

For anyone who has pet peeves, nerves, and irritations caused by everyday interactions with the world, this is a collection of the funniest, realistic, common, life-engaging moments we all share as everyday people. Engage in laughter as you compare and keep count of all common human, family, on the road, kids, pets, in public, lover's lane, friendships and workplace pet peeves and "Don't You Just Hate It When..." life interactions with your family, friends, and now the world through social media hashtag #Don't You Just Hate It When...!

Most interactions we will encounter day to day with different types of situations and people in this world, we will not be able to control. So the key to this journey in life is to always try and steer a straight moral path, be wise in your actions, and learn to accept and find the humor in the things you cannot change. - D. L. Taylor

• Language: English
• Publisher: Page Publishing, Inc.
• Release date: Jul 20, 2018
• ISBN: 9781635683219

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Don't You Just Hate It When...!?

Common Interaction Jokes

L. Taylor

Copyright © 2017 L. Taylor

All rights reserved

First Edition

PAGE PUBLISHING

Conneaut Lake, PA

First originally published by Page Publishing 2017

ISBN 978-1-63568-320-2 (hc)

ISBN 978-1-63568-321-9 (digital)

Printed in the United States of America

Table of Contents

WE'RE ALL HUMAN

ON THE ROAD

FRIENDSHIPS

KIDS, YOU GOTTA LOVE EM

LOVER'S LANE

IN THE WORKPLACE

PETS DO THE DARNEST THINGS

FAMILY PET PEEVES

IN THE PUBLIC

WE'RE ALL HUMAN

Don't You Just Hate It When…

Someone interrupts you while you're talking?

Someone drops by your house unannounced?

You bite your tongue?

You put all your trust in someone for something, and they disappoint you?

Someone pops their gum loudly?

Someone calls you, and you miss their phone call, but you call them right back and they don't answer?

You lose money gambling or on a bet?

You make your bed (negatively or maliciously), and have to lie in it?

You get a brain freeze from eating or drinking something very cold?

You order an item from the Internet, and it doesn't work properly, has missing pieces, or just not what you wanted?

You feel lazy and don't want to do any house chores?

Texting on a cell phone gives mixed emotion or results in miscommunication with someone?

You buy a new piece of clothing without trying it on, and when you put it on it doesn't fit?

You forget to turn off a light or an appliance in your house before leaving for the day?

You lock your keys in the car?

You sweep dirt or dust into a dustpan and when you dump it, you miss the trashcan and it falls back on the floor?

Bed bugs or dust mites get into the seams of your mattress somehow?

People get into politics or debates about religion or government?

You're meeting someone for the first time and have to engage in conversations?

You can't fit into your clothes you brought from the previous year?

You need to handle business over the phone and the company has an automated operator that doesn't understand what you're saying and can't help you?

You're in a conversation with someone and didn't hear something they said, so you ask, What did you say? and you still didn't hear them the second time they repeat it?

Someone keeps constantly making you repeat yourself by saying, Huh? or What did you say?

Someone rains on your parade?

Someone you invite to your party doesn't RSVP when you specifically instructed them to in the invitation?

Someone you admired in high school lets themselves go?

You see someone you disliked in high school, and they still look good?

You scratch at an itch so hard, it leaves marks on your body?

Someone has a really BIG ego?

Insects or rodents (ants, spiders, mice etc.) somehow get into your house?

You're having an interesting dream, get woken up out of it, try to go to sleep again and can't get back to the dream?

You had a weird dream but can't remember it once you wake up?

You're having an entertaining dream and wake up right at the most exciting part?

You have a vivid nightmare or bad dream?

Someone gets sarcastic with you?

Someone criticizes your opinions and everything you say?

You're informing someone on a subject and they act as if they knew it all already?

You go shopping and get all the way home and then realize you forgot something you needed?

Someone insists that they have seen you or know you from somewhere?

Someone still acts like they're in high school when they're full-grown adults?

Someone is telling a clever joke and you don't get it?

You just want to hop in the car and drive to your destination but have to go put gas in the car first?

Someone talks with their mouth full while eating?

Someone smacks or chews with their mouth open?

You're in a group and can't join in the conversation about