Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Brawsome Bagpipes: The Brawsome Bagpipes
By Alan Dapré and Yuliya Somina
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Alan Dapré
Alan Dapré is the author of more than fifty books for children. He has also written over one hundred television scripts, transmitted home and abroad. His plays have been on BBC Radio 4 and published for use in schools worldwide.
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Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Brawsome Bagpipes - Alan Dapré
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Snoring Sunday
Some say it all began one dark and stormy night when the wind was howling like a cat with an empty food bowl…
But actually, it all began one sunny Sunday just after breakfast and this full stop. The twins were getting ready to spend another boring Sunday at their grandparents’ house. All Grandad did there was snore all day. Snore. Snore. Snore. Snore. Snore. Snore. Snore.
I’m getting bored just telling you about it.
Me-yawn.
The twins – Isla and Ross – were born at exactly the same time as me. Porridge. You know, the Tartan Cat. And that makes us all the same age in human years. But I’m about six times older and wiser in cat years. Cats like me are very wise indeed. You never see us chasing after dogs or burying bones in wet cement. And we never ever say daft things like Woof!
Me-oops.
I just did.
I tried to cheer up Isla and Ross by batting them a football with my tartan tail. They headed it to each other near the freezer, looking very cool. Freezing, in fact. Ross shivered as he shut the freezer door.
Me-oops.
I’d left it open when I got out a tasty fish lolly.
Me-yum.
Both of the twins are way better at football than me, even though we have the same number of legs. I can dribble a bit… especially when I think of fishy biscuits.
Mmmm. Fishy biscuits.
Mum was in another room, walking in circles on the phone. (Last time I did that I fell off!) After the call ended, she came into the kitchen.
That was Grandad,
she said brightly. "He wants you both to stay not just today, but all week while Gran is away on a cookery course."
Isla froze, even though the freezer door was shut. The football bounced into the bin and catapulted two wet teabags towards me. Ross dived and caught one, like a nimble ninja cat. (I’m a nimble ninja cat too. One day you’ll see – or maybe you won’t because I’m so nimble!)
"But that’s like a week of boring snoring Sundays! groaned Ross.
Can’t I stay here and Porridge go instead?"
Porridge is a cat,
sighed Mum, taking the other teabag off my head. And you both know Grandad is allergic to cats.
I wish he was allergic to twins,
grumbled Isla.
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The Funny Chapter Where Not Much Happens
Now I don’t like being left out, unless it’s being left out all night so I can chase dozy mice. So when the twins were driven to Grandad’s house for the week, I followed, full of curiosity and breakfast.
First I jumped onto a low brick wall. Then I leapt into a tree and bravely tiptoed across its bendy branches. Twelve trees, seven lampposts, three street signs, two puddles and a poodle later I was standing in front of a red door.
Mum’s car spluttered to a stop by the gate and I spluttered too as I darted under an upside-down flowerpot, just in time.
Grandad opened the front door, his face full of joy (and his flowerpot full of cat). He greeted the twins with a jaunty tune on his tartan