Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Pet Show Show-Off
By Alan Dapré and Yuliya Somina
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When Porridge was a wee kitten he toppled into a tin of tartan paint -- which is easy to do and not so easy to say. Now he lives by Loch Loch with the quirky McFun family: Gadget Grandad, Groovy Gran, Dino Dad, Mini Mum and the twins, Roaring Ross and Invisible Isla. Everyone has a super secret -- or two-- and Porridge is always there to lend a helping paw when things go awry. If there's a fishy biscuit in it for him... And things do often go awry in the McFun family. It's a good job Porridge has nine lives!
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Porridge the Tartan Cat (it's a long story involving a tin of tartan paint!) has lost his tail, or rather, it's invisible and so is Isla! When pesky Auntie Hettie and her pampered pooch enter the perfect pet show, they will stop at nothing to WIN. But Porridge and Invisible Isla have different ideas. Vanishing cream, dancing dugs and a Best Pet Trophy -- how much trouble can a tartan cat get into?
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In this zany new series for young readers, Porridge purrfectly CAT-a-logs the family's hilarious adventures from a cat's-eye perspective. With wacky twists, silly word play and meow-nificent illustrations in every chapter, readers won't even want to paws for breath.
Alan Dapré
Alan Dapré is the author of more than fifty books for children. He has also written over one hundred television scripts, transmitted home and abroad. His plays have been on BBC Radio 4 and published for use in schools worldwide.
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Porridge the Tartan Cat and the Pet Show Show-Off - Alan Dapré
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MOGnificent Me
Hi, it’s time for another tartan tale all about me!
Plus a pesky guest called Auntie Hettie and her pampered pooch Fluffy-Wuff. We all end up at a pet show – showing off! Speaking of showing off, I’m the only cat with a MOGnificent tartan coat.
Once upon a tin…
I fell in.
Me-splosh!
I fell into a tin of tartan paint!
Och, I do lots of suPURR silly things – like playing in a box, juggling mice and balancing on one tail. Sometimes I do them all at once!
Me-wow!
I also love to go on adventures with the McFun twins, Isla and Ross. We’re a great team. I keep them out of mischief – and they keep me out of tins of tartan paint! Afterwards, I cat-a-log everything that’s happened into a brawsome book, just like this one.
I’ve only just finished writing it, so be careful when you turn the page. The ink might be a wee bit wet!
Me-drip!
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One Lunchtime…
…I heard the letter box go
Ka-lunk!
I didn’t budge. I stayed in my basket while the twins scampered off on their four legs – like a daft dug! – to fetch mail.
Mum, it’s for you,
said Ross, bringing back an envelope.
Ooh, this looks interesting,
oohed Mum. She opened the envelope and unfolded a crumpled letter. After she read it, her face crumpled too.
What’s wrong?
asked Isla.
It’s from Auntie Hettie in the Highlands!
Mum groaned. Look!
She showed us some writing in big bold letters.
It’s true. Fluffy-Wuff hates cats. The last time he was here, I spent a week hiding in a wee shoebox no bigger than a wee shoebox. (Next time I’ll take the shoes out.) And another time that moochy pooch visited, I hid in the greenhouse behind a marrow called Hamish. (Dad always gives names to his plants. Except Daisy and Rose, who have them already.)
All she ever talks about is that pampered poodle,
said Dad. Auntie Hettie thinks Fluffy-Wuff is Top Dug.
Och no, I am… even though I’m a cat.
Yes she does,
said Ross, and she’ll get even worse if he wins ‘Best Pet in Scotland’.
Best Pest in Scotland, more like.
Everyone sat in silence. Except me. I sat in my comfy basket and noisily crunched a fishy biscuit.
Me-crunch!
No one said a word, not even Pass the tomato soup, please,
which is why there was lots of tomato soup still left in the pot after lunch.
Eventually Isla asked Mum, Why do we have to call Auntie Hettie our auntie when she isn’t one?
Auntie Hettie is almost, sort of, like part of the family,
Mum rambled. She’s, um, a bit like a big sister to me.
(The last time Mum did that much rambling she had