Say Hello to My Not-So-Little Friend: The Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures

By Tomé Tourette

Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the messes he gets into. He's not trying to bang this girl or that girl. Or let loose the juice on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to bang every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that butt-muncher Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is. A banger.

 

Not long after Rocco's parents' marital cell-division - let's call it, Rocco's father Phony met Naomi at SORZ, a support group for survivors of religious zealots, and began a romantic relationship, which had all the bells and whistles of a marriage, without all the slings and arrows of a marriage. Phony, essentially, became a plural head-of-household, continuing his head-of-household duties at Rocco's house, while weaving in his head-of-household duties at Naomi's house. And, with Naomi, came her two very lovely daughters Hannah, who was the same age as Rocco, and Margot, who was five years younger. With the Strangeways family unit fucked-up-beyond-recognition, Rocco's next wave of erotic adventures were set to take place, including an incident with Naomi's daughter Hannah, entitled Say Hello To My Not-So-Little Friend.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Tomé Tourette
• Release date: Apr 1, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393877684

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