Bees Make the Best Pets: All the Buzz about Being Resilient, Collaborative, Industrious, Generous, and Sweet—Straight from the Hive
By Jack Mingo
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What happens when a writer sets up a backyard beehive? You get a beekeeping book full of fun and fascinating facts about honey bees and our other favorite pollinators.
A nature guide book for beekeeping beginners. Full of trivia, tips, legends, and lore —this quirky bee book swarms with interesting information, so you can have fun, learn stuff, grow your farm, or just relax. Writer and beekeeper Jack Mingo lives with half a million bees, and has picked up a thing or two at his bee farm. In this collection of humorous and often unusual observations, Mingo shows us a glimpse of the mystical and matriarchal world of bees.
The save the bees sign you’ve been looking for. How many legs do bees have? Enough not to crowd your bed at night. They don't track mud or bugs into your house, and they won’t bark and whine. They even greet you with raw honey and beeswax. And these are just some of the reasons bees make the best pets of all. Whether you’re a beekeeping beginner, looking to save the bees, or interested in fun nature facts about bugs and insects, there’s something here for every nature lover.
Step into Mingo’s hive for tidbits like:
- Fun and interesting tips and tricks for beekeeping beginners
- Knowledge about the color, quality, and benefits of local honey
- The history and legendary stories of bees, like the role they played in the Civil War and the Legend of the Caroling Bees
If you liked Beekeeping for Dummies, The Beekeeper’s Handbook, or Beekeeping for Beginners, you’ll love Bees Make the Best Pets.
Jack Mingo
Jack Mingo is the author of fifteen books including How the Cadillac Got Its Fins, The Whole Pop Catalog, and The Couch Potato Handbook. He has written for countless publications including The New York Times, The Washington Post, Boston Phoenix, Reader's Digest, The Wall Street Journal, and the Los Angeles Times. Together with Erin Barrett, they are the cofounders of the popular Ask Jeeves series and authors of the series' first book, Just Curious, Jeeves.
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Bees Make the Best Pets - Jack Mingo
Bees Make the Best Pets
All the Buzz about Being Resilient, Collaborative, Industrious, Generous,
and Sweet—Straight from the Hive
Jack Mingo
Coral Gables, FL
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Bees Make the Best Pets: All the Buzz about Being Resilient, Collaborative, Industrious, Generous, and Sweet—Straight from the Hive
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication number: 2022935521
ISBN: (print) 978-1-68481-055-0 (ebook) 978-1-68481-056-7
BISAC category code: TEC003020, TECHNOLOGY & ENGINEERING / Agriculture / Animal Husbandry
Printed in the United States of America
Dedicated to Reverend Lorenzo Lorraine Langstroth (1810–1895), whose revolutionary hive helped make modern beekeeping possible.
Prologue
Silent Night, Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz
It’s midnight on Christmas Eve and I’m outside in the cold getting ready to press my ear against a beehive. The reason may not make a lot of sense to you.
I’m not sure it makes a lot of sense to me, either. It’s the result of a promise I’d made to myself in September, an easy commitment in daylight and warm weather. Tonight, though, I left a warm bed to stumble into the feral part of my backyard, the ground made treacherously uneven from a multi-year conspiracy of chickens and moles attacking from above and below. Worse, I am forced to depend on light from a street lamp and the neighbors’ reflected Christmas displays because I haven’t carried a light. There were two reasons for this. One, I hadn’t wanted my neighbors to see what I was up to, and two, I didn’t want to rouse the targets of my midnight reconnaissance: the bees.
Why am I doing this, you ask?
Okay, I’ll come clean. I had read that long ago English beekeepers decked their hives with boughs of holly on Christmas Eve. Then, late at night, they’d slink quietly back into the bee yard and wait. They did that, they said, because the bees serenaded them each year by quietly humming Christmas carols at the stroke of midnight.
It’s not that I believed it, of course, but the story touched me deeply in ways I didn’t fully understand. I wanted it to be true, in the same way I wanted everything to be true about Christmas. There’s so much about the holiday that demands a total suspension of logic, from Santa to the half-god baby born to a virgin. Why not toss carol-singing bees into the mix?
To be honest, there was never a moment that I believed the bees would hum carols, but I liked the idea of the ceremony, the tradition of honoring insect friends by being with them at a special time on a significant night. I admit also that I was curious about how a story like that got started. Is it possible that random beehive sounds upon a midnight clear
could really somehow sound like a glorious song of old? You know, like how your brain tries to hear words and patterns from radio static or crowd noises? Perhaps random buzzing, filtered through a mix of holiday spirituality and strong spirits, could sound something like Adeste Fideles.
I wanted to find that out, too.
I suspected that maybe the story was just a beekeepers’ hoax, a way to reserve a quiet place away from others to think, drink, or meditate upon the season, but whatever the case, I intended to find out for myself tonight.
I stop a couple of yards away from the hives and notice how quiet everything is. On summer nights, you can hear the buzz of the hive at any hour, like a miniature factory running 24/7, as the bees ceaselessly clean, form wax combs, tend the babies, cool the hive, and dry the flower nectar into thick honey. On December 24, though, because the bees have no reason to cool the hive (on the contrary!) and no nectar to dry, the hives sound more like the ghost factories of Detroit, not just silent but freakishly so.
On December 24 the hives sound more like the ghost factories of Detroit, not just silent but freakishly so.
I step forward and squat down next to the hive. Still no sound. It occurs to me that old English beekeepers didn’t use wooden boxes like mine but skeps woven from straw and reeds. Maybe sound carried better through them. Concerned about disturbing the bees, I hadn’t intended to touch the hive at all, much less with my unprotected ear, but clearly I had no choice. It’s almost midnight on Christmas Eve, and I don’t want to have to wait another year to try again. So I gently brush my fingertips across the top of the hive, clearing off some of the dew and dirt, and gingerly lower my head, ear first, to the lid of the hive.
The surface is cold and damp and I’m a little afraid, but that’s quickly forgotten because I hear something through the lid: the bees!
It’s a different sound from the daytime hive, lower and more uniform, a steady, pulsing drone, like the sound of a… what? It’s familiar and soothing, but I can’t figure out what it sounds like. It sort of reminds me of the oddly comforting hum of a cheap 1970s-era electric clock that I used to have next to my bed, but that isn’t quite it.
Still, I’m here to answer a question: do the bees make any sound that could be interpreted as a Christmas carol? I listen; the sound drones on in a pulsing monotone, never changing rhythm or pitch, the bees flexing their wing muscles to generate heat. This doesn’t sound anything like carols. I reluctantly have to admit that Catholic monks singing a Gregorian chant—even Buddhist monks droning Om
—are more musical than a beehive on a Christmas midnight. Even if nursing a half gallon of mead, there’s no way an honest beekeeper could claim to hear a Christmas carol from that.
I reluctantly have to admit that Catholic monks singing a Gregorian chant—even Buddhist monks droning Om
—are more musical than a beehive on a Christmas midnight.
I sigh, frankly surprised that I’m disappointed. It’s cold. I’m tired. My quest for knowing is over. I should go back inside. Yet, I stay and listen to the sound. There’s something in that buzz that’s deeper and older than Christmas carols, or even Christmas. The roar of a river? Not exactly. The roar of a lion? Closer, but more soothing.
Then it strikes me: a beehive on a cold winter night, settled in for warmth, sounds like a purring cat. I suddenly realize that this purr existed long before house cats, or even before humanity was there to hear it. There are fossils of honey bees that are 23 to 56 million years old. Saber-toothed tigers and mastodons may have heard this sound. In fact, some scientists believe bees may go even further back, all the way to the dinosaur era. I realize that maybe even sweet-toothed sugiyamasauruses heard this sound.
The thought comes to me: it came upon a midnight clear, and it is a glorious song of old. In fact, this may be the oldest living sound I’ll ever hear. So who needs carols?
The Key of Bee Natural
Adult bees, when they’re inside the hive, make the sound of 190 vibrations per second, or a note halfway between the F# and G below middle C on the piano. That’s not so interesting. What is fascinating, though, is this: when they fly, the tone bees make is—as it should be—B (248 vibrations per second).
If bees fly in B natural, what note do they sting in? Bee sharp. What note is it when they hit the windshield? Bee flat.
More Bee Sounds
(Last Word, I Promise)
Oddly, winter is the time when a beehive is most in tune. Most of the bees that winter over are fully grown female workers bunched together for warmth. During that time relatively few new bees are hatched. In the warmer parts of the year, a hive is made up of not just adult females, but also male drones, young females, and bees of all ages doing different jobs; each of those jobs create different sounds. Newly hatched females are full-sized, but their wings do not become fully hardened into flightworthy tools until the age of nine days. When they fan their floppy new wings for warmth and ventilation, the lack of wind resistance means their wings fan faster