Book of Lists
By Carol Pack and Barbara Paskoff
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As we get older, time seems to pass more quickly, so
getting to the point is more important than ever. That’s
why we love bullet points. What’s quicker than reading
a list of specifics without a bunch of long-winded
explanations to annoy us or slow us down? Okay,
maybe we’re a little more impatient than we used to be,
but after surviving wars, a pandemic, inflation, a toilet
paper shortage, prevaricating politicians, and the roller
coaster known as the stock market, we have a right to
be touchy. That’s why we wrote the Over-Sixty: Shades
of Gray Book of Lists.
It has answers to questions you never knew you had.
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ARTIQUA PRESS
www.artiquapress.com
October 25, 2022
BOOK OF LISTS
Copyright © 2022 Carol Pack & Barbara Paskoff
All rights reserved.
ISBN-13: 978-1-970028-12-6
Contents
FOREWORD
APPEARANCE
List No. 1: FRUMPY IS NOT TRENDING
List No. 2: BEAUTY HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE
List No. 3 HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU, KID
List No. 4: WHAT WATTLE?
List No. 5: LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA
List No. 6: TWENTY-SIX SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER
List No. 7: MY MIRROR IS FAT
List No. 8: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
List No. 9: NAILING IT
AGEISM
List No. 10: AGEIST BEHAVIORS
List No. 11: FIFTEEN STEPS YOU CAN TAKE TO PREVENT AGEISM
List No. 12: HOW TO RESPOND TO AGEIST REMARKS
ATTITUDE
List No. 13: ACCEPTING THE UNACCEPTABLE… AGING
List No. 14: FAMOUS FEMALE FIRSTS
List No. 15: STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY
List No. 16: TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT AGING
List No. 17: TEN WORST THINGS ABOUT AGING
List No. 18: LET’S REALLY TALK
List No. 19: MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE
List No. 20: SAY THIS, NOT THAT
List No. 21: REMEMBER ETIQUETTE?
List No. 22: THOSE WERE THE DAYS
CLASSICAL GAS
List No. 23: 15 FUN FACTS ABOUT FARTING
List No. 24: BEHOLD THE BURP
FITNESS
List No. 25: THE KEY TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
List No. 26: DEALING WITH TWO-WHEELING
List No. 27: FIVE TO STAY ALIVE
List No. 28: LET’S DANCE
List No. 29: I USED TO BE ABLE TO SMELL MY FEET
JUST FOR THE HEALTH OF IT
List No. 30: NINE WAYS TO PREPARE FOR YOUR DOCTOR VISIT
List No. 31: BUILDING A DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIP
List No. 32: QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR PHARMACIST
List No. 33: TWELVE WAYS TO FIGHT STICKY SNOT & PHLEGM
List No. 34: WHAT TO PUT ON YOUR MEDICAL ID JEWELRY
List No. 35: HIS AND HER DOWN THERE
CARE
List No. 36: THINGS THAT HELP YOU POOP
List No. 37: A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS
List No. 38: WHEN YOUR NOSE DRIPS LIKE A LEAKY FAUCET
List No. 39: WHAT TO PACK FOR A HOSPITAL STAY
List No. 40: A BOWEL MOVEMENT IS NOT A SYMPHONY
List No. 41: SO, YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE A HYPOCHONDRIAC?
List No. 42: NEW DOC? QUESTIONS YOU NEED TO ASK
List No. 43: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR FRIENDS SAY YOU’RE FLAKY
List No. 44: KEEP YOUR TEETH
THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT…
List No. 45: SEVENTEEN WAYS TO IMPROVE MENTAL HEALTH
List No. 46: SIX BEHAVIORS THAT PROMOTE POSITIVE AGING
List No. 47: SIMPLE WAYS TO MANAGE STRESS
List No. 48: WHAT WAS I THINKING?
List No. 49: I’M SO CONFUSED
List No. 50: BATTLING FORGETFULNESS
MEDIC-EASY
List No. 51: SEVEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEDICAID
List No. 52: WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEDICARE
List No. 53: THIRTEEN INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT SOCIAL SECURITY
PACKING IT IN
List No. 54: FUNERAL FAUX PAS?
List No. 55: DYING TO KNOW ABOUT FUNERALS
List No. 56: TWICE DEAD
List No. 57: MY CASKET LOOK WISH LIST
POTPOURRI
List No. 58: FIFTEEN THINGS THEY RARELY TELL YOU ABOUT AGING
List No. 59: WHAT THE STARS SAY ABOUT YOU
List No. 60: LATE BLOOMERS AND WE’RE NOT TALKING UNDERGARMENTS
List No. 61: DOWNSIZING YOUR HOME
List No. 62: DECLUTTERING YOUR HOUSE
List No. 63: ME CASA? NEW CASA?
List No. 64: SENIOR STONERS
List No. 65: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR PASSWORDS ARE COMPROMISED
List No. 66: REGULAR PEOPLE DOING AMAZING THINGS AFTER 60
List No. 67: WHY THE OLD WHORE MOANED
PRODUCTIVITY
List No. 68: YOU’RE RETIRED. NOW WHAT?
List No. 69: TWELVE WAYS TO FIGHT BOREDOM
List No. 70: PROCRASTINATION PARALYSIS
List No. 71: PICTURE THIS
RELATIONSHIPS
List No. 72: I DO. I DID. I’M DONE. RELATIONSHIP DEAL BREAKERS
List No. 73: HOW TO MAKE YOUR MARK WITHOUT A SHARPIE
List No. 74: APHRODISIACS
List No. 75: SENIORS HELPING SENIORS
List No. 76: YOU’RE PISSED, NOW WHAT?
List No. 77: THERE’S NOTHING LIKE BEING A GRANDPARENT
List No. 78: TEAMWORK!
List No. 79: FIVE TIPS TO GET YOU THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS
List No. 80: WHEN YOUR BACK GOES OUT MORE OFTEN THAN YOU DO
SAFETY
List No. 81: NINE NIFTY GADGETS & GIZMOS
List No. 82: TWENTY-TWO TERRIFIC TIPS FOR AGING IN PLACE
List No. 83: MUST HAVES FOR YOUR FIRST AID KIT
List No. 84: WHAT TO PACK IN A DISASTER PREPAREDNESS KIT
List No. 85: PREVENTING FALLS
SELF AWARENESS
List No. 86: I SMELL OLD
List No. 87: WHY AM I MOVING SO SLOWLY?
SEX AFTER SIXTY
List No. 88: REASONS WHY YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING
List No. 89: SEX TOYS
List No. 90: TEN WAYS TO RE-IGNITE PASSION
List No. 91: AVOIDING SEX WITHOUT OFFENDING YOUR PARTNER
List No. 92: WOMANSPLAINING…
List No. 93: SIX WAYS TO SATISFY YOURSELF SEXUALLY
SHOW ME THE MONEY
List No. 94: REVERSE MORTGAGE PROS & CONS
List No. 95: FIVE FINANCIAL FIXES FOR SENIORS
List No. 96: SENIOR SCAMS
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
List No. 97: AND THE TONY GOES TO…
List No. 98: FOURTEEN BOOKS WITH OLDER PROTAGONISTS
List No. 99: RADIO PODCASTS GEARED TOWARD OLDER PEOPLE
List No. 100: AND THE BEST DIRECTOR OSCAR GOES TO…
List No. 101: FIFTEEN TV SHOWS THAT FEATURE OLDER PEOPLE
List No. 102: GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
List No. 103: TRAVEL VIRTUOSITY
List No. 104: BEFORE YOU GO GLOBETROTTING
List No. 105: PICKY PACKING PERFECTION
List No. 106: ON THE RUN TRAVEL TIPS
List No. 107: YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
IN CLOSING
List No. 108: SAYING GOODBYE
IN ELEVEN LANGUAGES
List No. 109: IN GRATITUDE
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
FOREWORD
List
noun
plural noun: lists
1. a number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively, typically one below the other.
According to scientific theory, the faster you move through space, the slower time passes.
So, it’s just our luck (and yes, we’re being facetious) that now that we’re over sixty, we’ve started to slow down—not by choice—and time is whizzing by. The phrase, So much to do, so little time, feels appropriate here.
Now if you’re anything like us, growing older makes you a bit more impatient, and one of the things you may no longer wish to wade through is a long article promising precious information that could be delivered in a lot less time if the writer used bullet points.
So, here’s what this book is about:
• Pertinent information
• Shortened to its essence
• On various subjects
Not to mention:
• Cartoons
• Quotes
• Our own, inimitable, funny little asides
Always.
Need we say more?
APPEARANCE
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
—Fran Lebowitz
List No. 1
FRUMPY IS NOT TRENDING
There are fashion DOs, and there are fashion DOO-DOOs:
• Do wear colors.
• Do tailor your clothing—make your tailor your friend.
• Do wear your skirts and dresses at knee length. Many years ago, we used to call a tight-fitting skirt a sheath; now, it’s called a pencil skirt. Very flattering. I also like the wrap dress. It looks amazing no matter what body type wears it.
• Do look for great-fitting jeans. If you have a tummy like me, try shapewear jeans.
• Do buy a neutral color blazer or jacket that will go with slacks and jeans.
• Do purchase some tank tops. Who doesn’t like a tank (not the kind that would use to mow down your neighbor’s favorite magnolia tree)? These tanks go under the blazer you bought.
• Do keep your accessories at a minimum. When it comes to jewelry—less is more.
• Do wear well-fitting undergarments. You may need