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Mr. Darkwoods was born John Woods - a convicted arsonist sentenced to 40 years in prison.
But when a jailbreak on behalf of the ghastly Mr. Acid and Mr. Bina
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Lucky - Spare Time Novels
Lucky
Chapter 1: A Joke Without A Punchline
My name is John Woods. I have been incarcerated for the last ten years for Arson. Oh yes, I like fire.
I was trying to impress a girl. The fire was an accident, and some people were hurt, but the judge overreacted and gave me forty years.
Anywho…
Today, I was relaxing in my cell, and three guards barged inside and claimed it was for a random search.
I stood outside my cell as they looked around.
I began smoking a cigarette and heard my belongings being collected.
What are you guys doing?
I asked.
They then handcuffed me and started walking me to processing.
Am I free now?
I asked.
A guard laughed and replied, No, you're being transferred to another facility.
Which facility is that?
I asked.
Darsmit,
he replied
Where the hell is Darsmit?
I asked.
The guard was becoming annoyed, but he answered my question. This place is overcrowded, so you are being transferred far, far away.
Chapter 2: Leaving On A Midnight Train To Darsmit
Darsmit was definitely on an Island. As the helicopter flew over the land, I realized this Island was a humongous Metropolis.
When I arrived at Darsmit, they processed me and sent me to a nurse for a needle. She was pretty, I began gyrating my waist in front of her to turn her on, but she was displeased. She didn't even blush as I grabbed my private to tell her goodbye before they brought me to my cell.
I was relieved to have a cell to myself, but the walls were brown, which was odd. I could also feel something weird about this place in general. I have another thirty years on my sentence before I'll ever be free, so I should try to get used to this.
For ten months, I stayed inside my cell and didn't care to make friends. I just wrote pornography and other great stories.
When I finally went out into the yard, the men seemed ordinary; they were just regular prison folk.
I leaned on the wall in the shade, watched the clouds, and thought, If only I were a Falcon.
Chapter 3: When Life Gives You Oranges
That night, A big boom of an explosion happened, and I could hear gunshots and people screaming in agony. I guess someone fell on the control panel because my cell door was opened automatically. For the first time in ten years, I walked out of my cell on my own, and it felt great. I then ran to the action because I needed a gun to survive.
I found a dead guard's body lying on the floor, and I took his pistol and ran towards an exit.
I could see men being shot all around me. The guards were in a dangerous shootout, and the prisoners were shot in the crossfire.
As I exited the building, I saw the nurse, but when I smiled at her, she screamed and ran away.
That woman just doesn't appreciate me.
The cops were showing up when I exited the building, so I ran back inside the Prison.
But…
For One whole second…
I was a Free Man.
The chaos of gunfire was heard all around as I looked