Uniquely Me: Poetry and Short Stories
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Derrick Johnson
I’m Unique, I’m unlike any other person, writing has always been easy and sometimes challenging for me; I’ve always had a unique way of thinking and doing things that works best for me. That’s why I name the book “Uniquely Me”, because I wanted to share some of my unique and sometimes crazy thoughts with you.
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Uniquely Me - Derrick Johnson
2022 Derrick Johnson. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
Published by AuthorHouse 07/20/2022
Library of Congress Control Number: 2022913292
ISBN: 978-1-6655-6464-9 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-6655-6463-2 (e)
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Contents
A Crying Woman’s Tears
A Drink, Good Sex, And Some Weed
A Good Pen And Paper
A Midnight Snack
Abracadabra
Accidental Discharge
All Pillows Aside
Arabian Night
Beautiful As A Rose
Bedtime Story
Big Eyes
Blazed Up
Can You Think Of A Reason
Clocking You
Does Size Matter?
Don’t Ask Why!
Don’t Worry About Me, I Will Be Alright
Everybody Has A Flaw
For You
Forced
From The Cradle To The Grave
G2G
Ghettology
Grandfathered In To Stupid
I Want To Hold You
I Can’t Take No Mo’, One Of Us Has To Go
I Need Some Rain
I Was There, But You Chased Me Away
I Wonder
Just Shut Up
Let My Poem Cry
Lip Juice
Man Cans
Manish In Spanish
Math Head
O-Positive (O+)
Are You Down With O.C.D.
P. A. S. S. (People Are So Stupid)
Petals On The Floor
Rhonda’s Honda
Space Available Male (S.A.M.)
Stop Taking Or People (S.T.O.P.)
Social Feed
Statue
Taking Control Of Your Sexy
The Dirty Dozen
The Fink
The Mind Of A Freak
The Name Is Derrick
The Night The Clown Got Loose
The Side Chick
The T.H.O.T Of Her
The Watch Tower
There Are Two Sides To Love
There Is No Truth In Her Lies
What Is Love
What Is Romantic?
When I’m Ready
Who Was There?
When I’m Ready
Why Is She So Phat
A Crying Woman’s Tears
A crying woman’s tears has killed more men that Whiskey.
They can drop tears when they are happy, sad, or feeling frisky.
They can cry on your shoulder and will never tell you why.
But you can see those tears and be willing to die.
Tears are nothing more than liquid emotions leaving your body.
These tears can be deadly to a man, especially if she is a hottie.
You can catch your woman cheating and she will cry you a river.
Some women are so good at crying that they make their lip quiver.
Some men are some real suckers for the big wet eyes.
They will end up forgiving them and accepting her big wet lies.
A crying woman will use her tears as a part of her plan.
She can cry you into getting rid of her other man.
Don’t get me wrong, there are some crying men too.
But I’m not talking about them; this poem is about Girl Boo.
Big tears of joy, tears of happiness, tears of pain, or tears of sorrow.
I don’t want tears, because if she cries today, she will cry tomorrow.
Wars have been started because of a woman’s crying.
In those wars, a lot of innocent people ended up dying.
So the next time that you decide to cry.
Cry for the truth instead of a Lie.
A Drink, Good Sex, And Some Weed
A stiff drink, some good sex, and some bomb ass weed.
Will be all I want to help with that sexual need.
Crack the bottle and give a big cup.
Tilt that shit back and finish it up.
Tell her to take off her clothes so you can admire the flesh.
Make sure she takes a shower, so that pussy is wet and fresh.
Let her exit the shower to ensure that she is dripping wet.
Kiss the drops of water from her body before they began to set.
After you have kissed her body dry.
Fire up that joint and start to get high.
Weed, sex, and good liquor will lead to an all-nighter.
You must make her ass tap out like a UFC Fighter.
Play some crazy games like you are a fisherman and she is the fish. Pretend she is Jeanie, make her rub her tits and fulfill your wish.
She can be the bad girl and you are the new Sheriff in town.
You can be her Life Guard as she as pretends to drown.
Be careful not to drink too much, you can fuck all night, but can’t cum
.
After a while you will feel like you are fucking with some old chewing gum.
Finally, she had enough and she is laying on her side.
Now you are lying next to her with your limp ass pride.
When you get Blazed
, you must take the pussy like a Goon
.
You still must pace yourself and try not to cum too soon.
All the booze, drugs, and sex is your license to chill.
But if you want to take it to the level, get the Smurf Pill
.
The Smurf Pills
will cost you some cash, in God we trust
.
Those Smurf Pills
could also make your heart bust.
My advice to you is, don’t try to fuck all night all night long.
You are not in the Mighty Jungle and you are not, King Kong.