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    My Christmas Lights Accident: How I Blew My Husband’s Display
    My Christmas Lights Accident: How I Blew My Husband’s Display
    My Christmas Lights Accident: How I Blew My Husband’s Display
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    My Christmas Lights Accident: How I Blew My Husband’s Display

    By MysticAchemist

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    What happens when your husband spends most of the year building a grotto for his Christmas light display and asks you to dress up and join him in christening it. You can be certain he didn’t mean it literally.
    A short erotic story of love and squirting.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMysticAchemist
    Release dateJul 26, 2022
    ISBN9781005972776
    My Christmas Lights Accident: How I Blew My Husband’s Display
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    MysticAchemist

    Writing the kind of books I want to read. Grabbing hold of an idea and immersing myself deeply into the characters, then allowing the alchemy of dreams and daydreams to shape and guide the story, and finally, typing that story out so you can read and enjoy it too.No AI is used in my stories and all text is hand written.

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      My Christmas Lights Accident - MysticAchemist

      My Christmas Lights Accident

      How I Blew my Husband’s Display

      A Tale of Squirting

      by

      MysticAlchemist

      Copyright © 2022 MysticAlchemist

      All rights reserved.

      Written in Australian English

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either a product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, events or locales is purely coincidental.

      My Christmas Lights Accident

      I think it reminded him of his childhood, but my husband loved Christmas lights. Preparations for December’s display started in January and by mid-November strings of coloured lights festooned our yard, covering pretend pine trees, stripy canes, winged angels and a Santa sleigh and line of wooden reindeer.

      This year I’m going to build a grotto to hide the computer and sound system in.

      What sound system? I said. We’re not buying a sound system when the kids need new school uniforms. And what’s a grotto anyway.

      Only those old speakers from the garage, he said meekly. "And Joe is lending me his old computer for the light

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