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Reality Sucks!
Reality Sucks!
Reality Sucks!
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Reality Sucks!

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Every once in awhile, life can get to be a pain in the ass.

A man is finally fed up with his life, mainly because his wife and daughter are lazy dirty slobs who won't change. He runs away to a new life. Will it be any better?

LanguageEnglish
PublisherC. D. Moulton
Release dateJul 30, 2022
ISBN9798201817589
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    Reality Sucks! - C. D. Moulton

    Reality Sucks!

    © 2015 by C. D. Moulton

    all rights reserved: no part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, recording, or any information retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright holder/publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

    This is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual characters or events is purely coincidental.

    Every once in awhile, life can get to be a pain in the ass.

    Contents

    About the author

    That Did It!

    The Journey Begins

    A Little Reality

    Back to Reality

    About the author

    CD Moulton has traveled extensively over much of the world both in the music business, where he was a rock guitarist, songwriter and arranger and in an import/export business. He has been everything from a bar owner to auto salvage (junkyard) manager, longshoreman to high steel worker, orchid grower to landscaper, tropical fish farmer to commercial fisherman. He started writing books in 1983 and has published more than 250 books as of January 1, 2015. His most popular books to date are about research with orchids, though much of his science fiction and fantasy work has proven popular. He wrote the CD Grimes, PI series and the Det. Nick Storie series, Clint Faraday series and many other works.

    He now resides in Puerto Armuelles, Panamá, where he writes  books, plays music with friends, does research with orchids and medicinal plants – and pursues his favorite ways to spend his time: beach bum and roaming the mountain jungles doing his botanical research. He has lately become involved in fighting for the rights of the indigenous people, who are among his closest friends, and in fighting the extreme corruption in the courts and police in Panamá.

    He offers the free e-book, Fading Paradise, that explains what he has been through because of the corruption.

    That Did It!

    Harrison Horatius Twilterwaller (What a name to be stuck with!) stood on the jetty, looking over Lake Phonihatchoo, his yacht moored across the wharf, thirty feet away, as the magnificent sunset blazed across the sky.

    Okay. So his yacht was a twelve foot Bassman with an old five horse Mercury outboard engine that would start a third of the time and the wharf was an old rickety wooden dock and the jetty a sandy spur. The sunset was also rather blah. There may be a slight touch of pink somewhere up there.

    He sighed and took a sip of the Chateau Rothschild 1964 ...

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