Oh Cook!: 60 easy recipes that any idiot can make
By James May
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Oh Cook! is a foolproof manual packed with practical information and delicious recipes for even the most basic of home cooks. If, like James May, the sight of the kitchen strikes fear into your very heart and you can’t identify a spatula from a fish slice – this is the book for you.
**Accompanying a major Amazon Prime TV Series **
‘The silent millions of reluctant home chefs have been waiting for decades for Oh Cook! the cookbook that, finally, drives a blunt meat skewer through the burgeoning pseudo-intellectualism of foodie media.’ – James May
Oh Cook! is a foolproof manual packed with more than 60 delicious recipes for even the most basic of home cooks. In this TV tie-in, James May, star of Amazon Prime’s The Grand Tour and Our Man in Japan, seeks to unpack the mysteries of cooking, unearthing the secrets behind the perfect poached egg, smooth custard and how to impress your friends and family with a cracking Sunday roast.
Taking readers on a culinary tour (around his kitchen), James builds upon his cookery skills, recreating dishes from his travels as well as rediscovering some nostalgic childhood favourites along the way.
Chapters include:
Brunch
Pasta
Pub Grub
Roasts
Curry Night
Asian Fusion
The Great Outdoors
Spongey Things
With Storecupboard Saviours (for when the fridge is empty), which includes recipes for his beloved Spam, as well as hints and tips, James May is here to prove that really anyone can cook. On his journey to becoming a more accomplished home cook, he makes use of some his favourite gadgets and ingredients and through a traditional process of trial and error, knocks together some surprisingly delicious recipes, so that you can avoid all the common pit falls at home.
James May
James May is a writer and broadcaster. He’s best known for co-presenting The Grand Tour and Top Gear, and his previous books for adults include Carbolics and Car Fever. This is James’s first official book for children.
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Oh Cook! - James May
DEDICATION
To Gordon Ramsay, with best wishes for his imminent retirement.
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
A WORD FROM ME
A NOTE ON INGREDIENTS
A NOTE ON WEIGHTS AND MEASURES
A NOTE ON TIMINGS
ESSENTIAL KIT
A NOTE ON GADGETS
A NOTE ON OVEN DISHES
CHAPTER ONE BRUNCH
CHAPTER TWO PASTA
CHAPTER THREE PUB GRUB
CHAPTER FOUR ROASTS
CHAPTER FIVE CURRY NIGHT
CHAPTER SIX ASIAN FUSION
CHAPTER SEVEN THE GREAT OUTDOORS
CHAPTER EIGHT SPONGEY THINGS
CHAPTER NINE STORECUPBOARD SAVIOURS
INDEX
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
A WORD FROM ME
Hello readers. I may be wasting my time writing this introduction. As I sit here, with my plate of Fortnum & Mason petits fours*, I have no idea what the contents of this book will be.
This is no ordinary cookery book. This is different, because the author can’t cook. Usually, with these TV/cook-book tie-in jobs, the book comes first, and then selected bits are filmed for the show. The idea behind Oh Cook! is to learn on screen and then put the successful bits into print.
But, contrary to typical book-writing practice, I’m writing the introduction first, rather than after reviewing the finished work. Nothing has actually been cooked yet, and no recipes written up. So it could be that you’ll never read this; that the whole endeavour will be remembered as nothing more than a mushroom cloud of oily smoke hanging briefly over Hammersmith before being plucked away by the wind, hopefully towards Chiswick.
I’ll keep going anyway.
I shouldn’t really be writing a cookery book or fronting a cooking TV show. My relationship with foodieism is a bit like the one the Archbishop of Canterbury has with Satan; that is, I renounce it.
The first thing that annoys me about all this is people who say, ‘Oh, I love food,’ as if it’s somehow beyond the rest of us. I’ve never met anybody who doesn’t like food. Everybody loves food. Ask some people who don’t have any for confirmation of this.
It also bothers me that foodies embrace mass production, capitalism and globalisation in every other facet of their lives, but when it comes to food, they want it produced by bucolic peasants in smocks and sold at a ‘market’. They wouldn’t have an artisan smartphone or a craft pacemaker, but they want sausages produced by a man who husbanded his own pig or beer brewed according to a tradition that stretches all the way back to a marketing executive’s lunch.
We should remember that the industrialisation of food production fed us and liberated us from the misery of lard and tripe, and while it’s fashionable to dismiss this, we must remember that to do so is a privilege born of canned soup and the frozen pizza.
I could go on, so I will. Many of the car programmes I’ve presented have been criticised because we drive around in Ferraris and Lamborghinis, and nobody does that in the real world. But are cooking shows and recipe books any different? Millions have enjoyed Gordon Ramsay’s swearing and Nigella Lawson’s heaving breasts, but most of us eat supermarket ready meals, just as most of us drive mid-sized diesel hatchbacks. It’s largely fantasy, and the energy density of the world’s unread cookery books would provide a year’s electricity to a minor town, if it was acceptable to burn books.**
All this does worry me. We live in an age where too many restaurants serve buggered-about ingredients to bored people who really ought to find something creative or constructive to do; where the chef has become ‘chef’ and must be revered as a temperamental artist. Cooking is not art, it’s a task.
Still; it’s a task those of us who can’t really cook may as well embrace. Everyone has to eat (the much-vaunted astronaut’s meal pill of my childhood never materialised) and everyone has a kitchen of some sort (but see ‘Essential Kit’ on page 12 for an exception). Cooking is also much more accessible than driving supercars or collecting Renaissance art. It can be done for a few quid, using a handful of implements, and literally billions of people can do it, so it can’t be that hard.
That’s what this book is really about. Not a random assortment of recipes, which is like being given a fish, but a thought-out selection of recipes covering a range of basic techniques and principles, which is more like being taught to fish, if you remember that excruciating 1980s motivational poster. Jus, drizzles, foams, ‘smashed’ avocado, and ‘a bed of’ can come later. As Picasso said, you have to learn the rules like a pro if you are to break them like an artist.
Incidentally – if you’re not reading this, it’s because I thought ‘sod it’ and ordered a Deliveroo Chinese.
illustration*Not really. It’s a packet of chocolate digestives.
**It isn’t. If you start burning books, Heinrich Heine told us, you end up burning people. He might have added ‘and the cheese sauce’.
A NOTE ON INGREDIENTS
One of the things that annoys me about cookery books is the constant haranguing in the list of ingredients about using fresh this and that: fresh eggs, freshly squeezed lime juice, and the one that appears in every single list and makes me want to kick a cafetière to smithereens, freshly ground black pepper.
I’m not going to do that. Here’s the deal. Use fresh, free-range and sustainable ingredients if you can, because it’s definitely better. But if you can’t, you don’t have to give up and ring for a pizza. You can use packet and frozen stuff instead. You can even use ready grated Parmesan cheese if you don’t have a conveniently buried wheel of it, as Samuel Pepys did. And if you can’t draw milk straight from the churns of the merry maid mentioned in Tennyson’s juvenilia, well, it’s OK if you just buy some from the corner shop.
On the question of fresh or dried pasta, fresh pasta is not necessarily better than dried. It is just different. Many Italian cooks choose dried pasta over fresh and the best dried pasta still comes from Italy. I think dried pasta is easier for beginner cooks, as we are here.
We are learning to cook, and people learning portraiture use school poster paints, not expensive oils and pigments. Once we’ve learned the basics, we can hit the farmers’ markets and wholefood supermarkets and become proper bores. But until then, we’re just cooks.
A NOTE ON WEIGHTS AND MEASURES
Cooking is not engineering. The volume of milk in a cheese sauce is not critical in the way that the diameter of a piston is, or the mass of a blade in a jet engine, not least because tiny variations in that are compounded by the huge rotational speeds found in gas turbines.
I have to put a measure of some sort in the ingredients list, but it can be considered a guide at this stage in your development. As long as you’re reasonably close, you’ll be OK.
Apart from anything else, a lot of things will come at weights you can’t control. I might call for a 200g/7oz steak, but the one you end up buying might be 230g/8oz. You’re not going to cut a bit off to make the weight right. All eggs are different, not all salt is equally salty and the tomato is not mensurally defined under