Mrs R. Snugglesworth - Attorney at Law
By Amy Flanagan
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Mrs. R. Snugglesworth is 70 pounds of low-to-the-ground PRECIOUS. She is The Best at Finding Slightly Used Sandwiches and The Best at Loving Ham- and now she's looking for her next big challenge. To her surprise, she finds it at the local Bark Park, when she stumbles into the canine legal system and discovers a passion for the law. Dog law, that
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Mrs R. Snugglesworth - Attorney at Law - Amy Flanagan
PROLOGUE
For the first few years of my life, I did the usual dog things—snacks, long naps, fetching, power naps—as well as developing some special talents: I look great in a bandana. I am top-notch at drinking out of mud puddles, and I run through the sprinkler like it’s my job. If there was a Dog Running Through the Sprinkler event at the Olympics, not a soul could compete. I am that good. Honestly though, I was getting a tiny bit bored. I needed something new in my life. Perhaps something that would exercise my mind. But what could that be? Crossword-puzzle champion? World-class chef? Builder of custom furniture? Philosopher? Electrician? Best-selling author? Ski instructor?
I found the solution to my boredom where I least expected it—during one of my regular, same-old, same-old visits to our local Bark Park.
Jury duty.
I didn’t plan for it to happen. It was the first time I’d ever been on a jury. Now, you might be wondering if canine jury duty is anything like what you see on those shows your tall humans watch on TV. Kind of, only way more interesting, and no one is wearing an uncomfortable suit. When a dog is accused of breaking one of our Dog Laws, they usually get a lawyer to help them get out of trouble. Their case is heard in court at the Bark Park, in front of a judge and a jury. The judge makes sure that the dog lawyers follow the rules of the court. The jury listens to the facts that the lawyers present and, based on those facts, they decide whether the accused dog is guilty or innocent of breaking the law. And we wear whatever we want, which is usually just a snazzy collar.
Jury duty in my world is mostly an accidental affair. Your person takes you to the local Bark Park, throws a tennis ball, and the next thing you know, you’ve careened yourself right into the judicial system. Some dogs think jury duty is a real drag and will do anything to get out of it—fake a broken toe, pretend something’s in their eye, or claim they have a bathroom emergency.
That’s the biggest lie of all. When the whole world is a bathroom, it’s never an emergency.
For me though, being on that jury felt like something special—like the day I found that slightly used grilled cheese sandwich waiting for me on the sidewalk, at the very moment I was craving a snack. I am the Best at Finding Slightly Used Sandwiches.
I tipped my head to the side during that first day of jury duty, listening carefully as each side presented their arguments. I tried to consider only the facts, and tried even harder to ignore the antics of the other jurors.
The lawyers completed their arguments. The judge stared straight at us: Jurors, you have an important task ahead of you. You must rely on the facts to decide on the guilt or innocence of the accused and set your feelings aside. Now go.
After we delivered our verdict, the judge pulled me aside. I could tell you put some real thought into what you heard today. Have you ever considered law school?
she asked.
I immediately set aside all thoughts of becoming a Ski Instructor-Electrician-Crossword-Puzzle Champion and applied to Wagsworth Legal Academy, the Bark Park’s best canine law school.
CHAPTER ONE
My name is Mrs. R. Snugglesworth, Attorney-at-Law. At four barks long, it’s a mouthful. I usually go by Mrs. R. I’m a butter-colored English Labrador Retriever. Picture your standard tallish American Labrador Retriever, make her six inches shorter and add an extra bundle of snuggly chins. If that’s too hard to imagine, just imagine seventy-pounds-of-low-to-the-ground PRECIOUS. I am the Best at Being Precious. And I was also going to be the Best at Law School.
The first day of law school arrived quickly. I thought I’d never get my family out the door. Unfortunately, I cannot drive, and the Bark Park is a bit of a hike from our home. We go to the Bark Park every day, so you’d think they’d have their routine figured out by now. Eventually, we piled into the minivan and made the three-mile drive to the Bark Park.
A quick word about my family. Two of my family members are especially cool. Their human names are… hmmm. Something. I forget. In my head, I call them Snickerdoodle Fuzzlebean (Snicker, for short), and Crunchy Potato Chip (Crunchy, for short). Snicker is eleven and Crunchy is eight. The other two? They are grown-ups. Snicker and Crunchy call them Mom and Dad, but in my head I call them The Kitchen and The Vacuum. I usually stick to dog food but occasionally The Kitchen drops something irresistible onto the tile, like a ham. A beautiful ham. I am the Best at Loving Ham, especially if it falls on the floor, which is where ham goes to soak up extra flavor. One time she dropped an Entire Ham… and you KNOW that I was on it in a flash! I dragged that treasure straight into the yard, for safety reasons that I cannot explain