The Real Writers' Handbook
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The Real Writers' Guide isn't about writing and it isn't about getting published. It's about all the other stuff, the stuff no-one else wants to admit they think about.
What sort of autograph will I use to sign my books?
If I wear a suit jacket will everyone know I'm a Real Writer?
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The Real Writers' Handbook - Tom Alexander
The REAL WRITERS’ Handbook
Tom Alexander
A Second Class Irregular
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Tom Alexander lives in London with his wife and their increasingly irascible cat.
INTRODUCTION
I’m a Real Writer.
I know this because I spend a lot of time thinking about what a Real Writer I am.
I’m a Real Writer because I spend hours that could be spent writing researching software that will make me more productive.
I’m a Real Writer because I need a £1000 computer to do the same job as a £250 one.
I’m a Real Writer (and everyone knows it) because I sit in coffee shops, wearing my Real Writer’s jacket, staring into space and occasionally using my Real Writer’s pen to scribble on the pages of my Real Writer’s notebook.
I’m a Real Writer.
I must be.
Otherwise all the effort spent on these externalities would be a complete waste of time.
Or perhaps