Hey Ho Let's Dough!: 1! 2! 3! 40 Vegan Pizza Recipes Unrelated to the Ramones
By Automne Zingg and Joshua Ploeg
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Automne Zingg
Automne Zingg is a musician, writer, illustrator, and video artist based in Brooklyn, NY. She uses dark humor and surreal imagery to make critiques about popular culture.
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Hey Ho Let's Dough! - Automne Zingg
Hey ho let's Dough
1! 2! 3! 40! Vegan Pizza Recipes Unrelated to the Ramones
Illustrations © 2022 Automne Zingg
Recipes © 2022, Joshua Ploeg
This edition © 2022, Microcosm Publishing
Book design by Joe Biel
First Printing, 7000 copies, May 10, 2022
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CONTENTS
THE BASICS
HEY HO LET’S PIZZA DOUGH
NOW I WANNA SNIFF CASHEWS
SHREDDABLE CHEEZ, WITH VARIATIONS
COMMANDOUGH
EXTRA! AN EASY PIZZA SAUCE!
IMITATION WHEAT GERM FOR GLUTEN FREE WEIRDOS
TO MAKE A WHITE SAUCE A CHEEZY SAUCE
THE RECIPES
CALIFORNIA SUNDRIED TOMATO
TEXAS CHAIN SAUCE MASSACRE
CARBONARA NOT GLUE
I TOOK THE CRUST AND THREW IT AWAY
I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
PIZZA THERAPY
I WANNA BE SAUTEED
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER OPENED THAT DOOR
I WANT YOU AROUND
I JUST WANNA HAVE SOMETHING TO DOUGH
POISON ARTICHOKE HEART
GO LITTLE MARINARA GO
1-2-3-4 Pizza Quattro
BEET ON THE BRAT
HAVANA PIZZA AFFAIR
EVERY TIME I EAT VEGETABLES IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU
PIZZAMAN
SHEENA IS A CRUST LOVER
WELL I’M AGAINST IT
MAKIN’ MONSTER SLICES
THYME BOMB
PINHEAD
GLAD TO SEE YOU GO (in my mouth)
COME BACK, BABY
HERE TODAY GONE TOMORROW
GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT
I WANTED EVERYTHING (on my pizza)
CHASING THE NIGHT PIZZA
KKK TOOK MY LAST SLICE AWAY
WALL OF PIZZA
I CAN’T GIVE YOU ANYTHING ON YOUR PIZZA
Part I: The Basics
HEY HO LET’S PIZZA DOUGH
This will be your standard crust here: This makes two pizzas worth of dough… you can store unused dough in the fridge for about a week, or in the freezer for several months. Thaw before use if you’ve frozen it.
For the Dough
⅔ C. warm water (more or less as needed)
1 envelope dry active yeast
1 tsp. salt (more or less to your taste)
2 Tbsp. olive oil
1 tsp. garlic powder or granulated garlic (optional)
¼ C. cornmeal
2 ½ C. of flour (possibly more), unbleached white is best, or you can make a blend (just make sure it isn’t crumbly).
Dissolve yeast in warm water and stir, let sit for 20 minutes to activate. Mix in the rest, adding more flour if needed to make a pliable pizza dough. Knead for a few minutes, then place in a bowl in a warm place, cover loosely with a cloth, and let rise for 45 minutes or more. Punch down, cover again and allow to rise for a couple more hours. You can put it in the fridge overnight if you want to do dough ahead of when you will be using it. When you take it out of the fridge, punch it down and