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    Gags and Extracts
    Gags and Extracts
    Gags and Extracts
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    Gags and Extracts

    By Santosh Kalwar

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    Gags and Extracts is a collection of more than thirty short and funny wisecracks and more than ten quotes for personal growth and self-development. This marvellous, quirky and brief collection could be the punniest and funniest jokes at work, at home, or in any environment to beat the punchline and make readers uplift.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateFeb 12, 2022
    ISBN9781471756863
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