GINA HARRIS, LONDON
Q How should I winter-proof my car?
First of all, let us ensure you have the vitals covered. GaGu doesn’t mean snow chains – this isn’t Canada – but be sure to top up your fluids, replace any freezables with non-freezables, and get yourself some way to de-ice that windscreen. Because Guru hates you, he recommends pouring boiling water on it straight from the kettle. What could go wrong? Alternatively, there are various 12v-powered warmth-makers out there – check Amazon for the hilariously named ‘Electromagnetic Molecular Interference Antifreeze Snow Removal Instrument’, yours for a tenner with a free bottle of ‘Cologn’ for some reason – though you can’t go wrong with a few
