Paper Talks
By Brigid Morrigan and Julie Morrigan
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Paper Talks - Brigid Morrigan
Introduction (2022)
It has been a very long time since my bestie and I gathered together our Paper Talks and made a half-hearted attempt to have them published. The bulk of the original Paper Talks were thrown away at that time but the typed version with several original Talks was preserved by Brigid (aka Gillian) and kept in the envelope I sent them to her in 1988. The envelope recently came to light as Brigid was searching for some paperwork for her now grown-up son.
Text, letter Description automatically generatedFinding the Talks again made us decide to publish them ourselves (helped by the fact that I recently started a self-publishing service so have the smarts to do this). This is the result. I will leave it to our earlier personas to speak for themselves.
Julie
January 2022
PS: We tried to adopt each other as sisters but found that isn’t possible so we settled with changing our surnames and calling ourselves sisters instead.
Introduction (1988)
Paper Talks are the results of, originally, massive cases of boredom, written during classes we found less than thrilling. They were written in 1983 and 1984 in our last two years of high school as we prepared for our tertiary admissions examinations. In our last three months of high school, when the pressure was beginning to get to us, we gathered as many Talks as we could find and compiled them into a book for our own pleasure.
Since then, whenever we have been separated for several months and then got together again, the Talks have surfaced and been giggled at. Lately, there has been a growing sense of wonder as we have changed so much. Sometimes, we are barely recognisable—even to ourselves.
Our definition of a Paper Talk is a conversation written down on paper, which is the direct result of being polite enough not to talk aloud in class but not polite enough to pay attention. Our teachers probably were aware of what was going on but we never had one talk confiscated…we also both got into the courses we wanted to do…then dropped out as we found out that we were wrong…
The italicised type is Gillian’s; the non-italicised is Julie’s.
We hope you have as much fun reading these as we did writing them.
Julie
June 1988
PS: The rotten spelling and foul grammar are tributes to our magnificent English education. They also haven’t improved with age, which is why they still remain in our conversations—both written and oral.
Paper Talk One
I have your pencil.
You sex maniac.
I think there is a mistake here somewhere.
Yes I think I agree.
I wonder where it is?
Is it in the second or first line?
Well, I think it’s in the second.
I think your wrighting is terrible.
I think your spelling’s bloody awful.
I hate your use of words.
You (low, inferior thing) hate my (super nice, perfect god) use of words. I sniff at you! SNIFF!
Hmmph, Hummph and Humumph.
You better watch out for the djinn.
Why?
You remember what happened to the camel?
I already have two I don’t need another.
Perhaps, he’d work in reverse and make you the