The Labia Reader

By Mister Average

He was the talk of the town, amongst those who knew.
And he provided a service that nobody had ever heard of before.
Exciting, challenging, provocative.
Would you go and visit the Labia Reader?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mister Average
• Release date: Dec 4, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005900489

Mister Average

Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories. Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives. The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies. I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about. If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release. Enjoy.

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THE LABIA READER

Smashwords Edition

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Published By Mister Average

at Smashwords

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The Labia Reader

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Cover image copyright Mister Average.

Copyright © 2021 by Mister Average

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Dedicated to all those who fantasise – enjoy!

This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This is a work of fiction, the characters are not real. Please do not distribute this ebook freely, you can purchase a copy at your nearest online retailer.

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